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it’s a metaphor for what

doing research apparently this is actually “normal” which is just annoying. how do you make something this bad at what it’s designed to do

another hair claw came apart on my head i don’t know if this is impressive or scary

you made a big mistake showing your faces around here

ok see the thing about this is that it’s literally true

uuuuuh yeah i like japanese horror and stuff…. cause its so weird and twisted like me 😏…….

they broke my boy. they broke my boy.

you never think your goat would go “pointless ui overhaul for the shareholder meeting” on you until it’s too late. never count your chickens

what the fuck did they do to tubi.

smoke detector update: alarms in building were blaring for 10 minutes. there was no fire. it’s crucial i make this an outside thought so if my hearing goes out forever everyone knows how it happened

WHO THE FUCK IS CARMELO, ANYWAY? HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE A CHEF!!

never let them guess your next move bsky.app/profile/aaaa...

letting the red 40 talk tonight

wasn’t able to smuggle this into tokyo prison for him as hoped, but i wrote to yuji naka about you signing a copy for him and he really appreciated the gesture

his last name is alt-man fpr a reason, because he’s a different guy. duh

my reaction to this grotesque display wouldn’t be “amazing” it’d be “oh my god, everyone run! there’s a crowd of freaks on this train”. this guy’s a mentally insane lunatic!

they were the very first game grumps animated

this is how i’m surviving my 15 hour work days

?????

To this day no one knows who directed The Shawshank Redemption. And no, it wasn't Steven Speilberg - that was my first guess, too.

never met him but everyone i know who has just says he’s “a colorful guy” it pisses me off

i think if you have angel wings you need to go to a doctor and get that looked at it sounds serious

at the natural history museum

keep seeing “9 favorite video games” type posts. 9 favorite video games scribbled on a post it note

last owner of this copy of the valley girl’s guide to life went and highlighted all of the slang, this right here is an upper echelon of studiousness

the itsy bitsy spider was a documentary.

they call it 711 because that’s the minimum cost of a damned beverage these days!!

they couldnt even spring for tigers dude thats fucking embarrassing

woah there XD lets just take a chill pill