never mind, I guess

my uber driver so hot I took my mask off

Got three nights of sleep in a row for the first time since September 2023

Averaging 3.5 hrs of sleep a night this week but somehow still look cute

I’m getting broader up top which sadly means some medium shirts no longer fit as comfortably but …
progress is being made

I’m the bitch who claps back

Elon Musk rn: Invested millions in an election his guy lost. People who own his cars are now social pariahs. His estranged daughter is way cooler than him, keeps ratioing him on platforms he can’t buy, and landed a viral magazine cover. He’s not tweeting because it’s hitting him that he’s a loser

the conversion therapy meds from the fam worked (morbid April fools joke)

Feels like I lost my family over again 💔

Writing one of my novels in a bookstore with an espresso martini while one of the baristas puts on the Challengers soundtrack… sometimes life is good

Bluesky is the place for science.

I’m a critic and I’d be more than happy to sign onto this letter 🫶🏽

- Akash Saran

new piercing who’s this

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

Of course it's Dick Durbin. Illinois friends, looks like it's time to get on the phone 😡

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?

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Spent the entire day in a horrific cloud of melancholia but this morning I was giving drink that pink venom so that’s something

This Is What Fascism Looks Like Government shock troops disappearing a dissident into their gulag network—that's pretty cut and dry.

There's a lot of frankly tedious debate about whether We're In Fascism Right Now. Whatever your view, I hope we can all agree that "government shock troops disappearing dissidents into their gulag network" is a pretty basic example of fascism. www.discourseblog.com/p/this-is-wh...

This likely confirms that the decision to arrest him was made at the highest levels of government, a terrifying return to the policies of ideological exclusion last seen used during the heights of the Cold War. A very, very worrying precedent at the start of this government.

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a dual-antibody treatment that remains effective against ALL SARS-CoV-2 variants by targeting a less-mutable part of the virus. This breakthrough could lead to longer-lasting therapies that OUTPACE viral evolution. 🧪🧵⬇️

There's legitimately blood in the water at this point. Keep attending Tesla protests. Post about it. Solidify the brand's association with Nazi incels.

I love you so much 😘

My Mickey 17 review: “Robert Pattinson, you freaky twinky weirdo. I love you so much”