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“People did not have a consensual, popular agreement to work with these tech companies, and the police were collecting this data without our knowledge,” says one resident of Madison, Wisconsin, where county leaders signed a contract with Flock.
i see people mocking the fast running robot like 'we have cars' but that misses the point.
a car can't run you down and subdue you inside or in various non-road conditions. they're not making them faster than humans for athletic reasons.
dishes
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
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A screenshot of a Hollywood Reporter politics news article. The headline reads, "Dave Chappelle Knocks Republican Party for “Weaponized” Transgender Jokes: “That’s Not What I Was Doing”" The subheadline states, "After being called out for transphobic jokes, the superstar comedian told NPR that Lauren Boebert and other Republicans are politicizing his humor." Below the text is a photo of Chappelle in a black tuxedo speaking at a podium, with a caption noting he is accepting the President's Award at the 2025 NAACP Image Awards.
No, that's exactly what Chappelle was doing and it's why trans people criticized him for doing it.
Hey, so ICE is still kidnapping and disappearing people in the United States.
Just because they got quieter about it doesn't make it okay.
Abolish ICE. Chinga la Migra.
Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.
This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.
A new documentary premiering at Minneapolis St. Paul International Film Festival follows Indigenous dancers across North America, using movement to explore culture, history and resilience while centering joy over trauma.
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Today is day 130 of the ICE occupation of MN.
We stand in solidarity with communities across the country experiencing their own version of ICE occupations.
And if it hasn’t happened yet where you live, now is the time to prepare.
This infuriating attitude shows up on the bookshelves in learning environments, too. We expect girls to empathize with boys, but we kneecap every opportunity to let boys empathize with girls. And look where we are.
interesting that when a movie with female protagonists does poorly the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists and when a movie with female protagonists is a huge hit the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists
Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.
Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely
We elected you to Congress to be a check on executive power, not a spectator.
You swore an oath to defend the Constitution, not to protect a man who threatens democracy, threatens war, and threatens the future.
Stop hiding behind voters.
Stop punting responsibility.
DO YOUR JOBS.👇
lmao and shit like this is exactly why Disney is currently midway-through relinquishing the crown of gold-standard animation pacesetter.
Mark my words, they'll be stuck playing catch-up within the decade.
online article screenshot. msn butterfly logo. headline: Nearly half of US data centers planned for 2026 canceled or delayed and it's expected to get worse. Story by Jordan Carlton 1 day ago. image shows aerial view of a large construction site with a new data center under development and surrounding land preparation. Approximately half of the new U.S. data centers planned for 2026 are likely to face delays or cancellations, according to a Bloomberg report.
hell yeah
www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
Using your debt, your search history, and your private data to decide how much you’re worth? Hell no.
This is what happens when technology is built to serve profit instead of people.
This is why every worker needs a union.
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The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.
Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.
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"I save water by urinating into a laundry detergent bottle and waiting until it’s almost full before I pee the last time in the toilet, and then empty the detergent bottle into the toilet and flush it."
Reminder that Bezos owns WaPo.
Can we riot now?
I think this is even more unhinged that what we've seen up to now.
If you havent seen this, make sure you read.
I don’t think people around the world realize how bad the attack on Lebanon was today. It’s BAD. Like 9/11 BAD. Hospitals are overflowing and do not have enough blood. We still don’t know what the death toll is.
This is TERRORISM. Pure and Simple.
April 8. Never forget.