Me: hey missy whats with the attitude???

L: MOMMY I NOT A TOOT

10/10 no notes.

You’re adorbs and I heart you 🫶🏼

Did you say the thing? “Ok looks like I can give you your 19min back!”

I have continued to make the mistake of displaying confidence and initiative at work, and now I feel like I have 12 people reporting to me now and I don’t know what to do about it bc I am actually just a baby Taurus who wants a snack and a nap

a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting in a striped chair . Alt: Wanda from WandaVision sitting in a chair in her robe saying “I’m fine” repeatedly

Movie Pitch: Inside Out 3 Reilly is now a mom and every other emotion gets overpowered by “Overstimulation”

Preferably voiced by Elizabeth Olson.

MY INNER DIALOGUE AT WORK: -WHAT THE FUCK -ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME -FUCK YOU -SHUT THE FUCK UP -WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE -FUCK ME -FUCK THAT -FUCK THIS -FUCK OFF -OH MY FUCK

TFW you accidentally leave Copilot open while you are WFH and say all the quiet parts out loud…and then it asks you if you are OK

I wish I was kidding

Savages Bye GIF ALT: Savages Bye GIF

Sigh………….

AGGRESSIVE SIGH…..

armchair political "activitists" gonna continue "activising" (made up word intended) from their keyboards without ever setting foot on an actual campaign and never deviate from their most virtuous of skeets 🤗

Did you speak the words?

Ahhhh Folly is the best. Now I’m craving Amen Street oyster shooters

Came here to say the same! Gnoshing on some White Truffle Marconas right now

Do what any doc would do

Knock back an advil

Guzzle a coffee

Spend about 12.5sec on a DDx and then decide it’s probably just gas and stress and go back to doom scrolling

Tired: Paul Atreides is actually the villain

Wired: Paul Atreides saw an inevitable intergalactic genocide and chose the path of least death. Him consciously choosing to become the figurehead of the holy war with resentment and sadness makes him a more grey and nuanced villain

So yeah. Give yourselves grace.

It is ok (fantastic even!) to make things easier for yourself. Easy is good. Easy is wise.

Fam - dinners have been SO much easier. They’re usually finishing their plates and all the dishware is recyclable.

And I had the audacity to shit on myself for being glad that meal times got easier.

And for what? My girls are getting a nice balanced meal AND ACTUALLY EATING IT? (IYKYK)

a few months ago - I took an incredible opportunity to level up my career & become hybrid clinical/leadership.

I knew weekday dinners were going to be a shit show since I pretty much have to solo parent Tues-Fri.

So I made the choice to do a Little Spoon meal subscription for the girls dinners.

A wonderful reminder to show yourself grace 💞

My hub & I work together at the same hospital.

We also have 2 littles (2.5 & 1)

For a long time I was a SAHM & would pick up clinic shifts to maintain skills & do the thing that I love. Hub does 4 10’s.

that in itself was stressful

Big hugs friend - joining you on the paper plate train and drive thru/gas station coffee.

Sometimes I day dream about a mini weekend getaway - idec if it’s shutter island

a man in a white shirt says heavy sigh in front of a group of people Alt: Po Damron (not Duke Leto) sighing heavily at the Meta of this line

“Some how … Baron Harkonnen has returned”

The house I live in or the house of my psyche?

Them: How many times have you watched the Dune Pt 3 Trailer?

Me: yes

He’s still waiting for that friend request to be accepted by his ex

The wind is so loud I hear it outside but also hear it coming through on the baby monitor

Starring William Porkspeare

Ewan McGregor will never not be incessantly charming and the world is better for it.

Popular Romantasy series :) his company is producing the show and he’s been an absolute gem about it.

So happy for him, though! Amazing performance and amazing film

Fourth Wing besties are EATING

a woman wearing a santa hat and holding a lollipop . Alt: Regina George in her Santa hat saying STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN - from Mean Girls

STOP TRYING TO MAKE DADTOK HAPPEN #SLOMW