If you buy anything tucker carlson says ever, you gotta be one of the stupidest magic bean buying dipshits of all time. He is a DOCUMENTED serial liar. He lies all of the time. He has been sued for more money than a small country is WORTH. Don’t fucking give him credit for anything what the fuck???
Living in the US is wild because not only is everything way too expensive but everyday we wake up to our president typing some shit like “I SWEAR TO CHRIST I’LL DO IT” and we just have to wait and see what that means
If clavicular hurts himself by ODing is that clavicular manslaughter?
I am broke-maxing. You can still AFFORD things??? Embarrassing. Get on my level.
Tired man smoking cigarette meme
Me watching the democrats getting ready to run the most milquetoast moderate politicians who will do nothing to stop the republicans because they’re owned by billionaires
Panel 1: Two stick figures next to each other. One has an arrow that reads "Me" the other has an arrow that reads "My old coworker". The old coworker says "Can you fix my Word doc?" the other replies "Sure, Petey!" Panel 2: The younger stick figure is seated in front of Petey's computer screen with the Word doc opened. The screen reads "Warning: Removing this box will cause computer to explode" Panel 3: The young coworker stares blankly at the screen with Petey behind him also staring blankly. Panel 4: He turns and asks "Petey, how did you do this?". Petey shrugs and says "I don't know"
Older folks can do things to Word that I didn’t think were possible. Like to the point where it’s almost… impressive… ???
Viktor orban? More like LOSER Orban. Viktor orban? More like Viktor orGONE. Viktor orban? More like donald trump is a pedophile who has more r*pe accusations than he does friends
Yes hello government I just wanted to say I do NOT think these warehouse fires are based and cool AT ALL no sir I think struggling to live is the way to go I certainly DO NOT think the companies grinding our bones to dust for profit deserve this slight loss at all. I do NOT hope to see more of it.
Not fully verified but I believe it's pretty safe to assume it's true. He doesn't simply need to be removed from office, he needs to go to prison.
Okay guys we need to think of a new name for a new party to replace the democrats. I’ll get the ball rolling here:
•The SILVER Democrats?
•The Cool Democrats?
•The Bestest Leftists
•Antifa
•The Not Useless Old Fucks Party
•The We Need to Actually Act Party
•Workers and Twerkers
•School finishers
Bro if anyone decent ever gets control of this government, every trumper should be placed back in fucking middle school. We CANNOT have a functioning democracy with people this fucking stupid walking around.
Disturbed man looking at a real trump tweet that reads “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP 7.08k ReTruths 30.1k Likes 4/5/26, 8:03 AM”
My federal tax return should’ve easily been ten of thousands just for having to read the news everyday in this hellhole
Happy day that Jesus came out as a furry or whatever
BTW we do NOT take care of our fucking veterans in this country. We discard them pretty quickly after using them after promising them benefits to them and their families. We also don't even really audit our military. Again you're a fucking idiot if you support this. Good morning.
Just gonna repeat this for everyone: If you are fine with a trillion dollar defense budget but not having healthcare, education, a functioning FDA, drinkable water, you are one of the most stupid gullible, exploitable suckers in the fucking world. You pay taxes and don't give a fuck where they go.
Imagine LIKING music? So embarrassing. Grow up.
"Judge stops trump from building ballroom" bitch where the fuck were you when he was destroying shit??? you couldn't stop him then??? Also why is this even news? We're in a fucking war. I hate everything. I need a vacation. BAHHH
Panel 1: Johnson and Henderson are standing holding drinks while musical notes float above them indicating music is playing. Johnson says "Oh shoot! This is my favorite song!" Panel 2: Johnson snaps his fingers and joyfully listens to the tune with his eyes closed. Henderson says "Oh nice" Panel 3: Johnson continues enjoying the song while Henderson stands there. Panel 4: Henderson says "Anyway like I was saying"- Johnson interupts saying "I just told you this was my favorite song"
You must wait
Another bullshit year of the government not accepting my cats as dependents 😤😤😤
Will not watch new harry potter
BUT WHAT ABOUT KASH PATEL’S EMAILS????
“DuH iRiSh wErE sLaVes” yeah for being Irish. Not white. Stfu because 1: yeah they were BY OTHER WHITE PEOPLE and 2: most people who say this aren’t even fucking Irish.
To oversimplify a craaaazy amount of history real quick: white face is hilarious. White people were never (and are not currently) oppressed. Jokes at our expense are fine. Stop BEGGING to play the victim. You’re embarrassing yourself. Christ.
Reasons to send ICE overseas:
•No one likes them
•They’re ugly
•They’re costing us a lot of money
•No one likes them
•They’re useless
•They might die
•It would be funny to send them there
•We do not need them here at all
•I fucking hate them
•They fucking suck
•Fuck em
•They will never find love
•eh
Panel 1: Reoccuring characters Johnson and Interdimensional Man (IDM for short) walk out of a portal. IDM exclaims "BEHOLD" Panel 2: IDM says "A dimension where the third panel is bread" Panel 3: I used a scissor and literally cut out the characters and put them on half a slice of sourdough bread. Panel 4: Johnson asks "Is the guy who writes these doin okay?" IDM says "No"
I am simply a VESSEL for the stupid
God gives his strongest cellphone reception to the absolute worst fucking people on my subway commute 🙏
It’s crazy how before trump started a war with Iran, I knew nothing about how important the straight of whore moose was
“Man now sees error in shoving own dick in electrical socket and regrets doing it 3 times” LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T WHAT YOU VOTED FOR?????
With oil prices so expensive I bet the CIA feels prettttty silly for assassinating everyone who came up with vehicles that run on alternative fuel sources and then destroying those vehicles 😏😏😏 score one for the dead scientists 😎😎😎
@schumer.senate.gov more useless than an ankle monitor on a prosthetic leg