woah mr cannoli you have gotten fame fame since i last logged in🤯🤯🤯🎉🎉

maybe its just my dumb little european mind but 4% sounds like a lot?????

you are funny buth hole

the floor stinks like piss, but after trying it, i can confidently say that it tastes even worse

they should add a trans quiz when registering for this website

this should be intro scene for a new netflix movie

do i need give u credits when using it?

was gone for a month bcs i robbed a bank and needed to stay lowkey

is the message of la haine that you should shoot cops?

pls dont give me free time, i dont want to think about every little thing i did wrong during the day

people need to stop caring about their bodies again its boring

stop going to the gym and start smoking crack on the street typastuff

i found all my good follows by following everyone and seeing who stands out and unfollowing the rest but then bsky said massfollowing isnt cool and now i just dont find new accounts anymore

sometimes in scared but then i remember that nothing even matters

i write them down but then never post them

pls break my nose

who tf needs money when you can just die??

pizza somehow always fixes all my problems

omg i just received my first ever bluesky notification, i never thought this day would come

researching lsd by taking a lot of it and seeing what happens

bro how do you post 24/7

my youtube view history: bank robbery and diamond heist videos

looking for a new profession

the real meaning of life is wearing a cute skirt

no idea why im feeling so nervous (drank 4 energy drinks today)

💯💯💯💯💯

imagine if you ask a store employee a question and they just straight up break your nose

i think it would be a cool and very unexpected end to this world if zombies suddenly became a real thing

bro you good? no posts in 4 days im worried

doing some poor mans sabbatical (prison)

the perfect day:
8 hours of sleep
16 hours of lsd

you are beautiful