Tim Curry plays poker with John Goodman in his most iconic role.

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry, best known for his work on the fifth season of Roseanne.

happy birthday! ✨🧚‍♀️

sounds like she doesn’t know anything except for chaos, like it’s ok girl- fuck your man, fuck his baby mama, fuck their kid, and fuck your siblings they’re your parents’ problem… go live life for yourself for a while

Me trying to quickly think up a fake name but the only other object in the room is the president

i would be in immense pain, but i think i could eat an ice cream cone as tall as my husband

she’s sure trying 😂❤️

since 2013, twinja raised me lol

💘✨ i figured out some stuff at least haha

A picture of me from 2018, with bleached blonde hair and glasses, wearing a floral blouse and an orange jacket

A picture of me from 2 days ago, in 2026, wearing a patterned blouse and sitting in a car

the girl on the left was such a scared dumbass trying so hard to figure it out lol

i’ve had to wear soooo many bras with 3+ rows of hooks and i never got good enough at them to ensure they were all hooked in the back without looking, then you get sweaty and the bra is sticking to you and it’s like you just want to throw it across the room

you know, i wonder if some of it is just trying to improve efficiency because everything about running an airplane is probably getting super expensive and cutting into profits, people always spend an extra 10 minutes or so wrangling their carry on bags (not that i support eliminating them lol)

i have always hooked bras in the front then did the little “swing ur brassiere around, bend forward, and adjust the boobs into the cups” dance 😭

my chest is very side set tho and when i put on a bra the proper way i feel like it’s hard to like, line it up to my boobs correctly

i am a light user, but i have been on edibles since i weaned JB. so i was freaked because i know that edibles are metabolized differently and it is stored in your fat lol

the detox beverage i drank didn’t turn my pee a funky color or anything, but the reviews were mixed (and i’ve been abstaining)

i’m pretty pumped, i got a good opportunity coming my way and i absolutely haaaaaad to pass a drug test

guess who passed lmaoooo

apparently those “detox” drinks work

i’m sorry ❤️

omg, congrats! 🍾💞

you guys were talking about slab city a while ago and i just learned through fb i am 2 degrees of separation away from a slab city influencer 🥴

6 degrees of separation theory proven

we’ve never even been mutuals and i would never forget you (i miss tw*tter)

guess who has had to stop the green 🍀💨 for reasons and is now completely rawdogging reality

(i’m not pregnant or on probation)
[the minute i pass (or fail) this shit i am shotgunning two White Claw tall boys]

now if there was a shirt that said “Indomitable Bisexual 420” it would be my new uniform

i am not invincible or a lesbian, but yes i do need this shirt

a happy Chihuahua dangling in a carrying harness being held like a briefcase by a person

you can't control your circumstances, but you can control how you feel about them.

a container of Nice! linen scent odor neutralizing gel beads

filling the bong with these

i’m sorry friend, it always seems to come back to that and i can’t imagine how much it must hurt

Nietzsche was a fuckin little bitch i stare into the void all the time and im completely normal

we got married during the pandemic, but in the “society is opening back up with masks” phase so we skipped having bachelor/bachelorette parties entirely

this sounds sad, but i’ve never had enough longtime irl friends to put together a party like that lol, would’ve had to have a twinja bachelorette

package of cinnamon sugar butter, honey peanut-butter, sunflower seed butter, and bag of tortilla strips on a counter; with a slice of gf bread on a plate

you ever get high and make a sandwich like… i need this to taste as good as it sounded in my head 10 seconds ago 🥪🧚‍♀️✨

sometimes i wish to be way more of a horror media consumer, i love spooky kitschy campy movies and tv shows, but i can only watch a serious horror movie once in a blue moon

the anxious parasites that live in my brain can only handle so much i guess 😔🥲

i always wonder how it’s gonna shake out for me! my mom has started going a little grey in her 60’s