"South/ central Texas is the worst place in the country for flooding"

Well this actually explains a lot
You mean the rest of y'all don't get FLASH FLOOD WARNING IT'S FLOODING RIGHT NOW every time it barely rains?

I think the actual number is closer to 75% on average but that's still pretty high

Doing the math, sold an item on Etsy at $8.50 and I am going to go home with $5.89, which is 69 (nice) percent and uh, wow, okay, kinda steep

Oh the little bats are eating the bugs they're so cute

Heb fuel unleaded is $3.37 with diesel at $4.95

What sorcery do my eyes see

So like
What do they feed the Eva's
•we know they can eat
•we saw Eva-01 eat an entire angel
•we saw the digestive system of Eva-02 when she was dismembered

What are they feeding them
Who's doing it

Have five things of seedlings
I didn't mark them
I forgot what they are
Who are you
I suspect one is basil BUT THE OTHERS

Waking up to find that the coeliac army has been assembled for battle in the southern hemisphere and I mean
Yeah okay
Who hurt you

In progress persephone cross stitch and she has a chest, a pomegranate, a torch and some hair

She's doing really well!
I like the idea of this floss matching the fabric decently well, until I'm at a spot where it matches TOO well

I'm so glad, cause man, I was REGRETTING the fabric in the beginning

Looking up best vinyl for car decals and apparently I'm still using the ideal vinyl
I want more colors, give me this

What do you mean there's a metallic Oracal in purple but not pink

Penny close up, the end of United and the word states have some doubling

Penny close up, says "pluribus unum" instead of "e pluribus unum"

Turns out I only had a dollar
But found minor doubling and one that is missing a letter??
Where is your E

I have $1.50
Can we find any errors
(No, but let's go)

"You should be playing the concert zither"

Yeah but i can be an idiot while watching basketball with mandola
I can easily pick it up and go wheeee
I can play along to songs i hear
...zither is tuned to 443 and very much cannot

I don't want a nice one
I want a playable one

I honestly want everything with strings except the guitar
I don't like the guitar
Please stop getting me guitars

Terrible news:
•I love mandolin
•I have adapted VERY QUICKLY to it
•it feels so natural
•I do not need to look at it to play and my speed is much more than anticipated
•I want a new one

I'm not waiting until dawn, I'm riding now, taking out blue, and putting cyan and indigo back

Y'all better be gaming the system somehow cause I don't want to find out how tariffs work right now

Ordered from an eBay seller
Says it shipped from new Jersey
Get shipped without tracking message
Huh
Wait, it has tracking
FROM INDIA I LITERALLY WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO NOT DEAL WITH THIS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

The only evidence we have that she isn't alive is that she hasn't been calling my dad to make him feel like shit
•never saw a body or funeral
•no obituary
•no lawyer contact
•the story very much implied there should have been a police investigation
•if it was financially beneficial she would fake it

I assume it was not my dad's mom, because she is not alive, but it's worth noting she doesn't seem to be able to recognize me anyway (my name is 'her son's child), and if anyone would fake their death, it would be her

All cool, paying for my food, signing my bill, I'm turning around and this lady is there all ~como estas~ and i swear to god i thought it was my dad's mom, I felt my blood STOP, lady scared the soul out of my body

Omg they immediately resigned the canceled plates i never put on my car and this person is tearing through toll roads
Plus side, it's an entire truck, and I am but a tiny little corolla

I hate when I get cut off on the highway by A HORSE and they're looking at me from their trailer like lol because one, ouch, but two, all those people who are like OMG TEXAS, DO YOU RIDE A HORSE would be thrilled and they always win

Absolutely nothing can give me a definitive answer if wire strings are worse than wound strings tension wise and I kinda want to know
Also I suspect the core in one if these snapped when I wasn't looking

Okay actually that feels so much better than 443
440 sounds disgusting though
... all the Ländler recordings I have are at 443, so most my instruments are tuned to that

How much string tension can I save if I tune low
Cause I'm defaulted to 443
Will going to 440 help
... is 438 a crime

So I got a toll road bill that's on the other side of Texas and it has my name and... this is not my license plate or car
But it lists both on the form correctLY
the the only wrong thing on here is ME

Gather brownie ingredients
Preheat oven
Hear thunder
I swear to god if you ruin my brownies
I don't even LIKE brownies but don't you dare