"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life

3 million pages of evidence of a massive child sex trafficking ring in the US and this is how the FBI director is spending his time.

I was told these hockey players all kiss now?

i've decided not to listen to the audio of a teacher reporting a kindergartender because frankly I don't want to become the person that that event would turn me into. but one thing I hope we are collectively coming to grips with is what it meant that we have lived among such people this whole time

A close-up view of a tortoise with a large hole on its shell. A headline reads: Constant Sexual Aggression Drives Female Tortoises to Walk Off Cliffs. Photo by Dragan Arsovski.

On the island of Golem Grad in North Macedonia, nonstop attention from male tortoises seemed to be driving females to early deaths. On multiple occasions, scientists saw them throw themselves off the cliffs. nyti.ms/4rf0ToM

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

NYT push alert: "A person was shot dead today during a struggle with federal agents in Minneapolis, according to officials."

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring antifaphone

When they say “a free democratic Venezuela,” as I have heard CNN contributors mouth over the past half hour, they mean “a capitalist Venezuela.”

Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Why do you give 3/4 of a billion dollars to Juan Soto and then strip the team?

Before: James Solomon Beats Jim McGreevey, a Former Governor, in Jersey City After: James Solomon Trounces Jim McGreevey, a Former Governor, in Jersey City

Change in Headline

In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

Important.

Per @votehub.com , this is perhaps the biggest sign of what happened tonight. In Union City, an 82% Hispanic City in Hudson County, Sherrill received more voted in AN OFF YEAR than Harris did last year.

2024 President: D+17, 11,316-7,940
2025 Governor: D+68.8 13,304-2,402

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

Child pedophiles!

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

Truffle dusted lost and found salad.

“I don’t know what’s going on and nobody does” is such a telling thing to throw in there. I think everyone knows exactly what’s going on? Also why would your dad send you a hundred texts saying the same thing

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

Said it before and I'll say it again: I do not think a legal profession that venerates the Supreme Court has a clear way of dealing with a Supreme Court justice as dumb as Brett Kavanaugh. This is the jurisprudential equivalent of him writing his name at the top in crayon with the "E" backwards.

“We are not as divided as we seem.”

- Barack Obama

The idea that this was anything but a campaign of extermination was a pretense held up by governments and people who wanted to give themselves an escape route while justifying the unjustifiable

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How fortunate we are that the United States is so bereft of serious crimes that we can afford to have FBI agents standing around the Metro all day watching for turnstile-jumpers.