There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Skools for the skool throne?

Yes! And that's just the goblins!

We have spaceships and rayguns and teleportation platforms and CYBORG GNOMES! Flying mechanical SPIDER TANKS!

This isn't some Medieval Times jousting simulator.

Sounds like another kind of grift to me, but yes.

"Valid use cases" are why we now have laws against asbestos, and why we still have active class action cases against its manufacturers and users for mesothelioma.

I'm increasingly of the opinion that the only "use case" for LLMs is grift. Even if it looks like a valid use case, someone is grifting.

Relatively speaking though he's an absolute genius compared to the entire Trump administration.

"Idiocracy" was a utopian fantasy. It had a SMART PERSON in it.

Canadian: I'm from British Columbia.
Queen Isabella I of Castile: You're from fucking where?

Excellent book. Mine's still sitting here on my desks many months later. @jordankurella.com is fantastic!

And... @jordankurella.com shows up!

I love when there's @diane.dianeduane.com in the vents!

You: It's a sunny day.

Me: WHERE ARE THE CLOUDS TO SHIELD US FROM THIS THERMONUCLEAR DOOM?

We are not the same.

There is a titanic thermonuclear ball of DOOM a mere 93 million miles from Earth. Thermonuclear. Doom.

Do you really want to remain here for the day when that monstrosity exhausts its supply of hydrogen in a MERE 5 billion years?

Objection AI: venture capital tries to block bad press YouTube video by Pivot to AI

Objection AI is a manifestation of billionaire tech bro paranoia. Venture capitalists don’t want the news media reporting on them.

Dystopian nightmare fuel.

ko-fi.com/wordglass
GοFᴜոdМe gofund.me/e4ebfdecf
2/2

I’m officially homeless and living in my car. I really need help to find housing and afford medicine and groceries. If you can help please share and contribute. Thank you so muchPatreon.com/word...
Paypal.me/wordglass
CashaApp/Venmo wordglass
1/2

This novel is the sum and summit of who Vonda was and what her work was about: all of us, imperfect, and doing our best. It’s an alt-history that feels like the beginning of the world. A world we could still have, if we’re lucky.

Time to cash in your bored apes and pivot to AI.

Bored apes are still worth something, right? Right?

Bad brain weasels. No cookies! People want to see you. You tell them weasels to pipe down. You are a beloved, award winning (or at least nominated) author. You have FRIENDS.

But the cave is also awesome.

Someone You Can Build a Nest In Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Shesheshen is a shapeshifter, who happily resides as an amorphous lump at the bottom of a ruined manor. When her rest is interrupted by hunters intent on murdering her, she constructs a body using a metal chain for a backbone, borrowed bones for limbs, a...

Hey, the audiobook of my Nebula-winning novel Someone You Can Build A Nest In is just SEVEN BUCKS! The deals lasts a while longer.

A shapeshifting monster *accidentally* falls in love with the woman who's hunting her. We've all been there, right?

You can only beat T Rex at arm wrestling if T Rex understands that the rules involve NOT biting your head off. Winning by the technicality of having your head bitten off is a small satisfaction indeed.

To be fair to the Kennedys, they’ve all but disowned the raccoon penis cutting guy.

In which bsky vibe codes their way into a service outage, and then slop generates the blog post explaining the outage.

The dystopian nightmare hellscape in which humans cease to think for themselves, and hand responsibility to machines not capable of thinking either is right in front of us.

tear them down YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie

I’m with @jamellebouie.net on this. Tear down these monuments to anti-democracy and make Trump watch.

Better yet, never allow them to be built.

A clown in 4 parts meme Text: Give us your ID, it's just for adult sites Okay, now give us your ID for "dangerous content" Posting? You better have ID Your online Burger King order is on hold. Please provide valid ID to access your fries

And it doesn't even protect children.

WA diesel prices continue to skyrocket As U.S.-Iran peace talks hit another major snag this weekend, gas prices in Washington have continued to skyrocket.

Seattle is literally breaking records for the price of diesel thanks to Trump's war of choice.

This is hitting our supply chains—and you're going to see the difference at the grocery store.

I'll keep voting to end this senseless war again and again.

In the Federation, no one actually cares about pineapple on pizza.

We can tell, because it doesn't fucking work