you cannot obtain this object

this could be the most real thing you read all day

today has been handed the talking stick

four is a letter word

voulez vous today avec moi?

mirror dude is being very sarcastic right now

wait this isn’t a lie or a question?

yeah bro that is a moat good eye

so like if there is a list of damnéd souls

how do i find out if i’m in charge of it?

the only wrong interpretation of this is mine

three grapes

two of them great

anonymity is fine until you try to profit off of it

when investors use prediction data as input the snake has eaten its brain

and we’re way past that

anonymous prediction markets serve no purpose other than to incentivize manipulation

today is hungry

these days it’s easy to forget rainbows are real

don’t

think too deeply about this

this was unsafe to read

shit i accidentally canceled today

can you believe i found this in the trash?

today started off

science minus reality plus fantasy

we’re kinda screwed once you realize the bigger problem is us misunderstanding the output of the aises not the other way around

if this is the post then where’s the baby?

reading this is a slippery slope

going where no kobold has gold befold

sickness is a shitty collaborator

today is inappropriate for audience

where lgtm meets idfc

yeah plus like ugh maybe point frigging two