❤❤

Just gotta start embarrassingly small to the extent where it’s ridiculous if you don’t do the thing. We’re talking, like, doing one push up a day for two weeks then once you accomplish that goal increasing to two push ups

Yeah she rules lol I’ve just got a bunch of really thirsty friends in my Instagram stories lately

He is spicier and more flavorful than Tim Rice, I assume

Frosty 🥺

Love how being an LLM power user apparently means you wrote a really good sentence

Chinese person with “vagina” tattooed on their back: it means butterfly in English ☺️

Watching that Louis Theroux manosphere doc, which isn’t really all that revelatory for me or anything, but it is hilarious that Myron Gaines willfully exposed what a sad psychotic coked-out little freak he is. Really shows you what fragile little babes these people are

🫡

Jimmy “If I Can Stay Relevant Long Enough For My Fanbase To Age Into the Dominant Consumer Class They Will Eventually Buy My Shitty Products” Donaldson

You may

In this house
We listen to
The full album
No skips
And no algorithmic playlists

I’ve only got so many more “I always just assumed you were also autistic”s from my autistic friends in me before I start to think they’re onto something

You see the vision

Your mom is an alcoholic

Your father neglected you

Nobody likes my idea of putting mounds of delicious rat food at the center of vast rat baths so the rats become clean, docile, and plump

If not him it will be somebody else every god damned time. It’s not shocking when the margins are constantly this thin

People on the Internet Be Normal About Hayley Williams Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

I have to find a point in the meeting to turn off my camera and hit the vape. To make a point

I like the part in The Drama where Alana Haim looks into the camera and says “I represent you, the media illiterate audience member who is going to be upset purely by the mention of a controversial topic in this movie, completely missing the commentary embedded in this script’s subtext”

I believe it cuz Neopets users were ruthless

No of course it is baby you could never do anything wrong ❤️

I believe you were doing it, just not everyone else

Been seeing a lot of millennial posters claim they were “coding their MySpace profiles” in the early 2000s and let’s be real most of y’all weren’t doing that

Screenshot of profile for Comfort Death (comfort.death.666) on Instagram

Whoa so crazy lol everyone is going and following my band on Instagram they’re all saying it’s the coolest thing you could do right now

Album cover for Flight b741 by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard A bizarre wooden 4-story pigs in hay on each level

Flight b741(2024)

We’re approaching the end of the road! Only one mote album after this one.

This album is a real good time. I get a distinct “The Boys are Back in Town” vibe from this one. Some great songwriting here. Feels like classic jams that have always existed

Orange cat (Gomi) sleeping in a window bed

It’s Gomi’s 2nd birthday today! Everyone say Happy Birthday Gomi!!

Damn if that exists it is unfortunately not on Apple Music