I suppose not.

Yup

Hey you asked

Honestly I had bottom surgery 3.5 years ago now and I still think about that sometimes and how amazing the whole thing is.

IT STILL DOESN’T GET OLD!!!!!

Yay! And also technically you are always moving relative to something. Even if you’re still the earth is still orbiting the sun and the sun is orbiting the center of gravity in the galaxy.

Bratting with knowledge 😁

Your sexy body has led me to a slightly aroused state. It would be more but I’m about to go to sleep. The normalness I described was a complete and utter falsehood. I am in fact not feeling normal at all. I am now thinking about some stuff you told me earlier today. And uh. 🥵

🥵🐶🥺👀

Um hi. Feeling ways. Totally normal ways you understand

Yaaaaay that’ll be fun!

I mean it’s just a fact. You are.

I will take this to heart on Friday 💕💕💕

Oh when I say touch I mean I was touching my mons and being very very very gentle

My clit was not happy for 2-3 weeks after surgery. For that period it felt like tv or radio static. just noise that my brain couldn't make heads or tails of so instead it just felt really uncomfortable. Most of the time. If i touched it it provided recognizable feeling and it calmed down.

For real. I really wish I was like 5'2" to 5'4".

No joke. I'm always getting so jealous of my 5" tall girlfriend.

Of course! The 3DS version I always wore women’s clothing “to be funny” and I remember how much pleasure I took from it

Fuck, I was such an egg

for everything i have with sleeves i have like 5 sleeveless things. furthers my goal of showing as much skin as possible at all times

we all have our off days

omg that was fucking amazing. you get so much cred for that

omg imax on release day?

guess i'll never know

Me too. Also not respectfully too

Omg this is amazing

Yeah….geee I wonder who that could be…. 🤔

Honestly I'm not sure which. I know it wasn't me but all your girlfriends are constantly in a state of horniness so it could be either of them lol

honestly if i was really close to the court house i wouldn't even mind. pretty sure my company has unlimited paid time off for jury duty

Horniness does not know what time of day it is

I love dating a fellow degenerate

oh thats true.....

my last three jury duty letters:
• i moved counties before the date so I got to nope out
• called for a whole week and never got told to come in
• it was 2 weeks shy of a year so i got to say uh.....no

and i haven't gotten one in a couple years now lol

I mean if its not your legal name anymore then honestly probably not. You do probably need to do SOMETHING tho to let them know that person doesn't exist? dunno......research required

Yeah I need to do that. Not sure if I’ll have time before sf. Definitely gotta before the next trip tho