"both."

"Depends if ya immune.

Ya know I'm immune to ivy?"

"why would we poison you big guy?"

<- drunk as fuck

"Ack!" slammed onto the ground

Instructions unclear, tackled himself.

"I mean, sure but if we get caught its your idea."

"Look man, I ain't got the most movable knees, comes with the whole harpy thing."

Leaning back a little.

"Like, a guard or something?"

"The wind's that face for?" blink blink, "leave my ass out of this,"

He is only wearing a loincloth

"How many of those things do you think we can stack before we get caught?"

@spicyboi87.bsky.social

"Ah nah not falling for that one, old put it on the ground and hit me when i bend to pick it up trick.

Open it up, prove its real."

"Either way, the key point is, this is a robery. Hand over your money."

"Ah see, paying attention, good that's what i like about ya big guy."

"So like, the important thing is that despite everything, it's still a rather simple thing y'know what I mean, I mean i'm still me and your still me so like, ya know, y'know?"

@modernmagics.bsky.social

//boom

"Well then it'll be a learning experience for the both of us!"

"Well yeah, this is bandit country, and eh, they don't like fancy folks who don't pay."

"Well, yeah but dangerous to me and dangerous to you are like, two different things."

"Okay okay well eh, ya know these roads are dangerous right big guy?"

The smile was returned with a small smirk.

At him being noticed the harpy would come to a stop and land next to him.

"Hello mate, ya lost or something?"

"Depends eh, ya ain't allergic to anything are ya?"

"But I will in fact cook for you, I guess so."

Introducing

"Come now amour~ surely would could settle this without bloodshed~

Or if your feeling frisky, essaie-moi~."

Valentine Bloodstone

"Oh Chérie..that top? With those boots?

Who dressed you, a caveman?"

Le Prince Charmant

"Pour la dernière fois, je ne suis pas Nightcrawler !"

"If its by a big guy l ike y-"

Clears his throat,

"But you can't stop me from fucking."

You'd think he'd catch on someone's straight by this point.

"Ya just scared of me peeling your armour off ya."

A hum,

"Maybe!"

"I will suck your dick."

"Then why not?"