Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.
girl who does the "cats don't even love you back" "a cat will eat your body if you die" thing but about catgirls and she seems kinda turned on by it
uncrustables? you must mean unc edibles
when i was a chud, i spake as a chud, i understood as a chud. but when i became a foid. i put away chuddish things
A black and white sticker depicting Luigi Mangione hung on a fridge with a magnet shaped like a heart that says Venezia
Someone printed me a sticker of a photo of luigi mangione a while back and i left it on my counter and my housekeeper hung it on my fridge bc she thought he was my boyfriend
hmm let me check letterbox D before i make a decision on whether that's a good film or not
toenails feel a bit weird but no real bruising uh hmm ig this is what i get for breaking my toes perpetually about a decade ago
drove a scissor lift onto my foot today and honestly even after the adrenaline has worn off i am utterly unphased. no damage. how
Cumming hard or hardly cumming?
*sigh*
If your Kickstarter video/image is AI, I won't back it.
If your book has an AI cover, I won't read it.
If you're a public supporter of AI use for creative work, I will unfollow you.
I cannot stress enough how offensive I find AI use in the arts. It is outright theft, it is lazy, it is gross.
"Samsung Messages will be discontinued on Jul 6 2026. Switch to Google Messages to keep chatting with powerful features."
....motherfuck
I don't fucking need "powerful features" for fucking text messages. I need it to send text and images to phones. That's it.
she still looks like the Tracer we have at home/every femme in the game
zoomer 1: oh my god dude turn on the tv. any channel. we just nuked iran
zoomer 2: fuck fuck fuck i only have a few minutes to be the first one to comment "anyone here still in 2026???" in the youtube replies under the official music video of Bohemian Rhapsody
freedomlover83 posting on twitter saying: "Oh yeah I love that one indie show! Y'know, the one made by a trans woman. episodes were getting 100m+ views so eventually they got out of YouTube and branched out. Also One of the main characters is nonbinary." the images on the post show promotional material for the annoying orange and another show named the amazing digital circus.
wow just connected to 5G for the firs time in my lyfe woag
computer crash all the time and no good websites? yes, it's the 90s. costs 3 months salary to fly overseas? 90s. electronics are an unfordable luxury item? 90s
it smells like icup in here
sonic tha herzog
Drinking lychee soju and listening to donald fagen on the bus ride to see my kittydoe... how did life get so fucking rad
is it like that song 'detachable penis'
rescue team in iran faces 'harrowing and dangerous' search for their own penises, whose fates remain unknown
tryna find the mashup between “second hand news” and the pokemon theme. the connective tissue is tall grass
NEWS ERIKA KIRK HAS CHALLENGED DRUSKI TO A SQUIRT OFF REPORTS SPECULATE IT WILL BE STREET RULES - WINNER TAKES ALL
not very well hidden...
Yeah I’m a tankie. Tankin my dick out and playing with it!
in this house, we believe: mindfulness is everything acceptance is necessary for change distress must be tolerated emotions are value-neutral love is love self-respect must be asserted
this came to me in a dream
Do you enjoy your Segufix® restraints but find the keys a pain when you're locked up? Our Segufix® unlocking stations give you a key you can mount anywhere, temporarily or permanently.
They were already good, but we just released version 2!
Get yours here: beltbolt.co.uk/bedtime