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Alan Watts agrees with you.

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*English Labour, everyone was so polite to drop hints instead of hisses.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Thanks! Sounds like they didn’t really mean it the first time, then. Good to know about SNP.

*English Labour, everyone was so polite to drop hints instead of hisses.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

American here with only the faintest grasp on UK politics: didn’t British Labour just get their asses handed to them over this exact thing? Does Scottish Labour have the internet? Or are they just that horny to segregate trans people?

1 week ago 19 0 6 0

You’re a shitpoaster! I follow you because your posts make me snort when I can’t fall back asleep at 5am! Not to analyze your Takes.

Hobbyless behavior.

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[Interviewer] What has it been like shifting from reporter to media executive, managing a staff instead of filing stories yourself? And do you write any of the jokes at The Onion? Or are you strictly managing the business?

[Ben Collins] The Onion's process is deeply, beautifully inefficient. Every day, our writers take 150 headlines into a physical writers room in Chicago and whittle them down to maybe one or two. These people throw away the funniest sentence I will ever write in my life six times by noon every weekday.

The point of taking over this place was to preserve this process, which I learned this week is almost assuredly more rigorous than The New York Times.

That's why I don't touch any of it. I just try to get more people to pay attention to the output, and get our work into different mediums and new places. We brought back the paper, reinvested in the Onion News Network, bought a full page ad in The Times for something they were going to write anyway. The role is to make the world-class work they're already doing seep into everyday American life more frequently, and that's working.

You actually can do this, you know. You can just try to highlight the beauty of things you like and not try to vampirically extract value at every step.

If people get one thing out of this whole Q&A, I hope it's that. You do not have to make an A.I. version of your own employees that operate at 1.5x speed but produce purely iterative garbage, especially in media and journalism. People don't actually want that shit. Make a good, human thing and people will bend over backwards to support you. This is a valid way to run a company.

[Interviewer] What has it been like shifting from reporter to media executive, managing a staff instead of filing stories yourself? And do you write any of the jokes at The Onion? Or are you strictly managing the business? [Ben Collins] The Onion's process is deeply, beautifully inefficient. Every day, our writers take 150 headlines into a physical writers room in Chicago and whittle them down to maybe one or two. These people throw away the funniest sentence I will ever write in my life six times by noon every weekday. The point of taking over this place was to preserve this process, which I learned this week is almost assuredly more rigorous than The New York Times. That's why I don't touch any of it. I just try to get more people to pay attention to the output, and get our work into different mediums and new places. We brought back the paper, reinvested in the Onion News Network, bought a full page ad in The Times for something they were going to write anyway. The role is to make the world-class work they're already doing seep into everyday American life more frequently, and that's working. You actually can do this, you know. You can just try to highlight the beauty of things you like and not try to vampirically extract value at every step. If people get one thing out of this whole Q&A, I hope it's that. You do not have to make an A.I. version of your own employees that operate at 1.5x speed but produce purely iterative garbage, especially in media and journalism. People don't actually want that shit. Make a good, human thing and people will bend over backwards to support you. This is a valid way to run a company.

With alt text, too good not to be accessible by all.

2 weeks ago 28 10 1 0

Yup, this one exactly. Recognized it instantly. I don't remember the vehicle but the sticker instantly seared itself into my brain (and I'm a car guy so that's saying something). Howdy neighbor!

2 weeks ago 1 1 0 0

P.S. sticker is so funny I actually died. Posting this from the grave (buried loose).

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
Toyota Prius that sounds…interesting #prius #hybrid #toyota
Toyota Prius that sounds…interesting #prius #hybrid #toyota YouTube video by Zachariah Connor
2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Side note: the sound of a Prius with no cat is absolutely hilarious.

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
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I live in Oakland. Neighbor has a Prius with the cat stolen. Saw one of these stickers a few weeks ago on a different non-Tesla car.

It’s only a matter of time.

2 weeks ago 0 0 2 0

I get grumpy if I have two meetings in one day. Major respect for two cases in two different courts. Fuck ‘em up, ma’am.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
& Muted by "A Very British Bigotry"
I am in no way antiTrans. But

& Muted by "A Very British Bigotry" I am in no way antiTrans. But

Many such cases

1 month ago 1788 124 25 0

Including family members. My mom is convinced I’m secretly still a conservative being silenced or brainwashed into complicity with Woke, despite having argued against her politics since she disparaged a young mother using WIC in 2009…

1 month ago 19 3 0 4

I just read this after seeing your national caregivers day post. Matt’s reaction at the end made me smile real wide. Thank you for sharing.

2 months ago 3 0 0 0

i've seen enough: greg bovino is a bitch.

3 months ago 8812 843 198 59

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

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I have ADHD and I approve this shirt.

8 months ago 6 0 0 0

Being willing to say, “Oops, got the time zone wrong!” instead of “We regret the scheduling error” has no business being this refreshing in politics. Small but real.

9 months ago 5 0 0 0
Why Blake Lively's "It Ends With Us" Fashion Flopped
Why Blake Lively's "It Ends With Us" Fashion Flopped YouTube video by HauteLeMode

My favorite critique about this: youtu.be/I2PN1keNZtE

10 months ago 9 0 1 0
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a man in a suit is holding a piece of paper in front of a woman behind a counter .. Alt: Michael Scott of The Office (US TV series) insulting staff and exclaiming, “Boom, roasted!” Pam Beesly is not impressed.
1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Freight train brain.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Alan Watts, "The Book: On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are" (1966)

1 year ago 10 0 0 0

"…but the more absolute his power…the more he is the prisoner of his own trap. ...He cannot wander at leisure in the streets and parks of his own capital, or sit on a lonely beach listening to the waves and watching the gulls. Through enslaving others he himself becomes the most miserable of slaves.

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