redis or ReadWriterLock<HashMap<String, T>>

oxocarbon theme ?

25% tariffs??? Jesus christ. Canadian fentanyl is expensive enough as it is!

CAN WE GET LESS OF THIS AND MORE OF THIS PLEASE

did my first pr to an open source project. feels amazing

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo

bro wish there was a declarative IaC tool for stripe. i hate having to make all my changes on the dashboard

wish i could save this entire post

whats the safest non pickup/suv car ?

elon miska muska mickey mouse

sick mug

Docker.app; was not opened because it contains malware.

hot take, apple

everyone rn be like .unwrap()

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

data attributes with tailwind is goated

you can tell bluesky is decentralized because sometimes it doesn't work and nobody knows why

Benefits of an open network

While Bluesky looks like other social apps on the surface, it’s actually quite different. It’s an open network.

I blogged about it here:

yup

Really cool that you can just @ bluesky devs here and they just reply

blurry picture of an orange cat who is close to your face at eye level smirking at you bc he is cramming his big orange self in front of your zoom meeting

Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me

me joining a long line: who the hell are these assholes

me when I'm at the head of the long line: Brothers! Take heed, and have faith, for the hour of our ascension draws near! Though I pass first into the garden, know that a place is made for you as well! The gates of Paradise are at hand!

Imagine taking so many loans that you affect how much funding startups can get because banks don’t have more money to give out so you can buy a website for $44b and then some people running a pet project of the previous owner - that he now hates! - are absolutely wiping the fucking floor with you

An ounce of momentum is worth a pound of planning

The “C” in CSS stands for “JavaScript”.

lost and founder mode

you're telling me a field tested this stattrak ssg-08 blue spruce

A b/w sticker that says bicycles deliver the freedom that auto ads promise on a black and yellow bollard.

Atlanta.

📸Eric Phillips

I hate hate hate hate these chodes who think we need to get to Mars to save humanity. There are zero scenarios that could ever make Earth as deadly as Mars. Zero.

I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.”