Which is insane btw

@koalabackgirl.bsky.social

My DM just tried to implement “three fifths” cover in dnd, needless to say that got shut down real quick

not to be confused with @camphelan.bsky.social my emotional turmoil mean lesbian

Dissertation draft is due to my advisor tomorrow, inveniam viam aut faciam or whatever

Enjoying my actual birthday so much that I haven’t hit my screen time warning yet at 8:30 PM

Sad enough and Catholic enough to get back into the name of the rose

70 years ago, on this date, Emmett Till was kidnapped and brutally murdered by white men.

His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary

It’s the authors that are wrong actually

I might be taking my lack of a romantic life out on the papers I’m reviewing. Maybe requiring 26 pages of response to my concerns is too much

Face blindness but for my friends’ cars

Defenders of car-centric road planning claim that highway widenings reduce emissions (b/c they lessen congestion) while slow urban streets increase emissions (b/c they worsen congestion).

Neither of those assertions is true.

Saucony Kinvara 16 would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

Nothing tastes as good as closing all of the tabs for a finished dissertation chapter feels

ooh ouch my lower back, I think I hit the early to late twenties inflection point

Getting ads for private student loans in my .edu inbox feels icky

I don't have computer problems, computers have a me problem

WaPo: We've killed our independence and objectivity, please like our owner

NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade

CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger

WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!

the NYT is firing all its culture critics to make way for a new Chief AI Reporter and a full staff for its new phrenology desk

What does my algorithm tell The Apps to make them give me ads for both Seeking Arrangement AND some sort of conservative gay matchmaking service?

Imagine me going to fujo out at the gay bathhouse but getting overstimulated and leaving after ten minutes

DHS: THE FACTS: ICE officers conducted a targeted enforcement operation to arrest two illegal aliens. Officers in clearly marked ICE bullet proof vests approached the illegal alien targets as they exited a vehicle. One of the illegal aliens, Denis Guillen-Solis who is from Honduras, fled on foot to evade law enforcement. He ended up near the Ontario Advanced Surgical Center where hospital staff assaulted law enforcement and drug the officer and illegal alien into the facility. Then, the staff attempted to obstruct the arrest by locking the door, blocking law enforcement vehicles from moving, and even called the cops claiming there was a "kidnapping."

DHS seems to be testing the waters with ‘actually nurses are the bad guys too’

Being mean is a spiritual CALLING irrespective of anything else

Just sit with this for a moment. Israel perpetrated what is certainly the largest single mass killing of trans people in history. And it's basically a footnote in an article in the NYT covered weeks after it happened.

Why does every 5’10 guy steal my bits?

This country sucks shit

Do you think Canada Dry is like California Sober but it’s maple syrup or timbits instead of weed?

Why do I have Saturday detention?

Check your mailbox

Seaborn will drive me to an early grave but grad school will fly me there