All puddings are texture abominations. Mousse is borderline but I’ll accept it. Jell-O should be banned.

Somebody cleans up nice.

Well, mean, he’s not wrong. The pope IS weak on crime.

Pivot!

I see what you McDid there.

Reviews of New Food: Hormbles Chormbles “My stomach, confused and betrayed, strained in distress against the durable shards of the Chormble. I assume it was eventually digested and passed through m...

"I’m no stranger to protein-based novelty foods. It’s from a place of experience, then, that I denounce Hormbles Chormbles, a product I strongly suspect to be both AI-generated and 3D-printed. This is food by robots, for robots."

Nonsense

There is such a thing as TOO seriously….

Hmm. Your shocked face looks exactly like your regular face.

This drivel would not pass muster in any half decent writers room.

Ima big fan of lo fi beats for my work soundtrack.

Good visual.

I’m big into gravity.

Fried egg sandwiches all the way down.

Apparently, if you post about said sandwich, you also get plenty of likes.

It’s all about the fried egg sandwich.

💯

But it was a really amazing looking sandwich! :)

You never know when the weather will turn foul.

Half of staff at Boulder’s NOAA Global Monitoring Lab face furloughs as funding freeze drags on About half of the staff at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Global Monitoring Lab in Boulder could be furloughed in May.

Bad news for greenhouse gas monitoring. Seems like the money is being held up at OMB?

Frustrating.

coloradosun.com/2026/04/03/h...

Artemis II lifts off

We don’t need a shortcut for everything we do.

A package of KFC “colonel’s favorite jellybeans” with fried chicken, sweet corn, and gravy flavors

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

Way too athletic

What a utopian view!

He f***ed it three times faster the second time around, tho. Practice makes perfect!

But what a great reminder that the endurance of our democracy requires active participation!

Cotetteeeeeee!!!!!!

There are other more useful skills to help develop fine motor skills. Drawing, mechanical assemblies, needlework, etc. even developing a signature doesn’t require cursive— it fact, if it did, it would be too easy to forge. Cursive is a throwback — I haven’t used it in years.

Wait, but I had to walk to school uphill both ways. In the snow. And there were snipers. And ninjas.

Wait. But I had to walk to school up hill both ways, and there were snipers and ninjas.