strangest spaghetti instructions I’ve ever come across

I guarantee you getting absolutely blown out does not reduce sleep apnea

The Matt Lafleur experience is finally understanding Amy’s perspective in Gone Girl

update; turns out his brother accidentally shut himself in there

bro you haven’t been fed out of that room in months

you shouldn’t be mad at me, since the only reason you know about this is because my lawyers are stupid

Yeah ritz makes crummy food sing, they arguably taste better the worse the accompanying ingredients are. Oscar Meyer lunch meat and store brand cheese with ritz is one of the best snacks you can eat.

WS has Event Horizon and Harlin did make a half-good movie like six different times

“OH errrrmm unnnng oooowowowow AAAAAHHHHHCCCCH hrrrrrvvveeeep” - Tony Romo trying to pick a color of paint at Menards

if the Packers lose to a team dressed like the Minions I will be on the news

This Packers team is fucking infuriating

I know Snell is good but this was a pretty goddamn embarrassing offensive performance

not a shit talker unless it’s specifically the Vikings fanbase

The British seeing the fruits of their colonialism firsthand

He’s got a Logan Thomas second act in him

That game had coughing baby vs Iowa vibes

IIRC someone went over the guardrail at Talladega and when they came to and got out of their car there was a fan standing over them holding a beer

I always believed in my Brewers

Yeah but they’ve never beaten Milwaukee to get there so those rings come with an asterisk

Ortiz got some pipes on him

sound up

It’s this for me too, but reading about it during downtime at work was as far as it went before I got burned out. I don’t like how it’s become a whole subculture through podcasts, YouTube, and Netflix docs. The commodification of it is very gross.

you mean the noodle-armed shrimp with a True Blood ass name who his own college fans hated? that Dillon Gabriel?