Because the war was started to distract from the Epstein Files.

So everybody a runner now, and ya'll still complaining 'bout gas?
Nahhhhh I seen you run 13.1miles for a medal. Now, it's for work.

Giddy up.

Idk how to explain it. I'm not overly concerned, but I have neither a desire to want or be wanted right now.

And it's weird.

Contrary, y'all...I do not want any person following me on ALL of my socials. TF is that about?

Y'all don't wanna hear my snack hot takes.

Cause TF is a boiled peanut? Sunflower seeds (disgusting, you fucking hamster)...

Don't get me started.

They been talking about Ai-generated movies for a year.
We been talking about Sinners for a year.

You see where the lines are drawn?

Felt.

This shit is FRYING MEEEE LMFAOO 🤣

Yo...ffrfr
How did we all learn this ...in the late 90s? Coast to coast? World wide!

My name is Alex The Storyteller and I'm gonna have to get reacquainted with y'all over here on Threads.

If you follow me, say hi and let me get this day started.

Blue Sky > Threads

Checking in From Florida.
It's BAD

That's why I keep it 300
Fuck a nigga being Xerxes

I'm Here Now Because I Found A Binder In My Garage A story about connecting dots backward, trusting your own breadcrumbs, and Radiohead.

open.substack.com/pub/alexaugu...

I'm Here Now Because I Found A Binder In My Garage A story about connecting dots backward, trusting your own breadcrumbs, and Radiohead.

In 2017, I found my old binder from my Creative Writing program at USF. I call this a canon event and it's 99% the reason why I'm here. Hope that helps.

open.substack.com/pub/alexaugu...

Ceelo Green

What the fuck is up?

Tired not even the word.

Y'all talk to ChatGPT on that level?
Did we not all see Ex-Machina?

Wait what the entire fuck.

a dog. a plant. a Furby. something!

tell your tamagotchi what you'd tell ChatGPT. same shit

Who all on here lives in Florida? Just curious. If you follow me, please answer yes or no.

Btw the rejections aren't bad.
They just didnt feel like I text back fast enough, which I don't so it was very amicable ending to the dating. Nothing bad imo.

I had to face some hard truths about myself this year

I don't want no smoke
Baby girl you fire🔥🔥🔥

The hardest deaths we've ever had to deal with in film.
Honestly, argue with someone else.

I was nominated as the Best Videographer in the city. Ended a Finalist.

My bad I did make that about me. Sorry

Showed her the moon. 🌕

Hmmm idk. I happen to like small to medium sized boobs that's just me though. Don't hate yourself for it.