So ig being dead doesn't preclude you from having to file taxes, gotta file someth for dad

a drawing a suicine but its headcrest has been swapped with a cool S

Cool S-uicune

@cortanav.bsky.social

A black and brown long haired dachshund sitting in the grass looking up at the camera with big sad brown eyes and licking his nose. Him name Löaf

A light brown/blonde short haired dachshund sitting in the grass looking up at the camera with expectant brown eyes. Her name Libby

A light brown/blonde long haired dachshund sitting in the grass looking up at the camera with big, dark brown eyes. Her ears are wet from rolling around. Her name Luna

I have "a handful of weiners" today, according to One Construction Guy

Wow

It makes sense but also same

EW. and I HOPE so

I just found out sharks birth pups face first, and I have a new empathy for hammerhead sharks

Are you actually aromantic, or just traumatized?

Dragonair is the best though, then LEAVE IT

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

It3s a never forget 9/11 picture of the twin towers on fire super imposed over an American flag. The 9 in 9/11 is color blocked over and a hand drawn 3 is there instead. It now says 3/11 Never Forget

Husband forgot his brother's birthday so I made sure he won't do that again

Please stop doing it in front of me

Hunter won't let me make him a martini

(olive juice in white wine)

Truly he is a 'bit' incarnate but not funny

My husband won't stop saying "renay-sahnce" how do you say rennaisance

We are not sorry. Maybe Bakebake will ship

Hunter x hunter ass plotline

Impossible to know if you mean me and Hunter or me and @regretagarbo.rip

Walked down the aisle to this theme song and my husband cried

A text conversation with me and DCV. Me, all caps: STOP HUNTER JUST CALLED GLEN POWELL GLENN CLOSE I'M DYING DCV: does he have DEMENTIA

My husband is an idiot

Got married yesterday, but my dad's still dead

Love you

IM GETTING FUCKING MARRIED TODAY

ME

Oh hey David's back around

A screen of an app version of the game of life, its DCV's turn and she got fucken married there's a groom in the front seat of her car

Proof that @regretagarbo.rip wants marriage

I'M GETTING MARRIED IN A WEEK

For sale:

Dog shoes

Shook off