maybe you should help your wife and her coworker with the next one instead of replying to people

spanish crates are always so finely finished.

they should have a blended soup froyo store with mix-ins

my best look is an accusatory squint, so i love the huge safety glasses that frame my whole eyebrows

throwing out thousands of books again today. if you want a padded envelope full of semi-random exhibition catalogs and art books, totally free, send me a mailing address and some guidance on tastes. will ship anywhere in the world at no cost to you

photo of a piece of plywood in a warehouse with tools hanging off it, including a caulk gun, a saw, a crowbar, a sledgehammer, and canvas pliers on a little shelf with a pink coffee and a blue cup of water. there is a green and gold plastic beaded necklace hanging from a screw

hmm

ah well, more gouda for me then. and i am almost certainly not pronouncing it properly haha

follow me to the bread party next time, we got enough ‘guette for the neighborhood

hell yes! i got some 2026 world champion Netherlands gouda as well (beemster royaal grand cru)

big baguette sticking out of my backpack like an antenna. it’s driving the haters crazy

photo of a gray plastic model railroad track sitting on a plywood base in a partially destroyed wooden box on the pavement.

so we started pulling boards off the stairs with a crowbar, and there was a huge, totally sealed model rollercoaster track in there with a little camera that sent a video feed to the CRT TV.

had to break down an installation art piece to get it in the dumpster. 2 components: a staircase, crated, 3 steps, maybe 5’ long and 4’ tall; and a 31” CRT TV. we took the stairs out of the crate, and every edge was fully enclosed/finished, but there was a plug sticking out of the back…

where trains are involved, a photographer with Serious Gear is never far

there was a different guy, not me, taking pictures of my commute this morning but he had a $10k lens

portable cellar

didn’t turn out to be very chill after all

side-by-side product photos of the mamoris earthquake helmet chair, a molded white plastic chair with tubular metal legs, as seen in the left photo, and in the right photo the molded plastic seat & back is inverted and worn by a woman as a helmet with upper back protection

thats so cool that your chair is just for sitting on, you must face such simple decisions

unforgettable object

need to break imagination-killing single guy habit of only watching bad movies

graphic/logo of le café coffee printed on a shopping bag, with slogan “taste the difference”

Jonathan Frakes voice: this one’s real

Deneb!?

sliced a madeleine in half, toasted it under monitoring for less than a minute, and put some wild blueberry jam on there. naturally this leads to tea

thank you! the bagel was a textural symphony

yes, i went to the park today and fed my waste toasts to some eagles. but i always appreciate a safety reminder

setting the new toaster at 3.5 for first toast.

thank you!

had to stuff my big black and white cookie in the same bag as the bagels, and it has poppy seeds smushed into it which is good

photo of sunlight coming down through the forest. a few brown tree trunks run the vertical length of the photo, with bright green-yellow leaves up in the canopy and darker green foliage below

photo of a little boat heading down the Hudson towards Pollepel Island, a rocky little mound with some barely visible walls, and Storm King mountain, a nice tree-covered hill sloping steeply toward the water. sky is pretty flat greyisn blue

photo of a bug on a little flower with five white petals in a star shape, and pale pink stripes on the petals. the bug is bee/ant-like, clutching some stamens i think. the background is blurry green leaf shapes

v good day for outside

popularizing and expanding the domain of ‘shimmer’ style basketball shorts is one of the great millennial cultural victories

we went on a field trip in 7th grade to the living history museum/colonial village in Sturbridge, and several girls became OBSESSED with the cooper