They’re calling it the worst sandwich ever invented

Wow, someone invented a machine that moves faster than a human, something we’ve had for 100+ years.

Wrong.

I think we’re well past the cutoff point of thinking Matt Walsh has anything worthwhile to contribute to the public discourse. It’s ok to just ignore his brain droppings.

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

It’s kinda crazy that so much “enshittification” has happened in service of needlessly improving things that work just fine without it

trying to convince someone I don't have a drinking problem when I am literally currently drunk

Me: a full-blown democratic socialist, blissfully unaware of Hasan Piker
Talking heads: Hasan Piker is corrupting the left and turning them all into pinko libtards!
Me: who is?

I solved the Sunday 4/19/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 28:45!

Shoutout to The Midnight for having the shortest fake ending to encore return I’ve ever witnessed, approximately 30 seconds

I can’t dance but I will always be one of the few white people in the crowd head-bobbing and foot stomping on-tempo

Hey, let’s start a band

I love live music so much. It makes me want to go home and play my guitar

Sometimes you’re at a concert and a keytar player appears outta nowhere for the back third of a song and then vanishes again, that’s just life

Man, @rhettshull.bsky.social is a tall MFer

More concert venues should have popcorn. Popcorn rules.

The man loves fish

a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at another man . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at another man .

Opening band you’ve never heard of, listening to their album: WTF is this hipster garbage?
Opening band you’ve never heard of, live:

🤔 That’s a very funny scheme that has nevertheless 😎 landed him in hot water

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

Yeah... Big shoes

I solved the Saturday 4/18/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 17:34!

Can I pet that dawg?

Real “your scientists were so preoccupied…” hours going on over at the NYT. Underwear is not the thing taking up a bunch of suitcase space for 99.9% of people

western women won't even burp you after dinner

New band name just dropped

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Someone is 10 months old today

I’m not saying it would be a good movie, but a combo reboot of Con Air Force One seems obvious given recent years’ events

Just once! It’s a good song!

Because of this piece, I play The Boys Are Back in Town any time I’m in a place that has it on the jukebox