a screen captured image of a fancy knife quickly and cleanly scraping a big blob of mayonnaise off a wooden cutting board. the knife has wootz-styled hearts forged into it, and is branded for the twitch streamer Girl_DM_
THE SITE EVEN INCLUDES SCRAPING MAYO CLEANLY OFF THE TABLE WITH THIS KNIFE!!!
(i struggled to time this screenshot properly, please be mildly impressed lol)
I DON'T CARE IF BLUESKY DIES I AM NOT GOING BACK TO TWITTER
i love the infinite wiggler head they drew!! <3
punk bonguuy???? 🤔
⚠ PSA vgen reference scam
this just happened to me (didn't download the file no worries)
don't download .html reference files from vgen
as for commissioners, if you're using your email instead of a vgen account I'd suggest uploading .jpg/.png files for your character references instead of links! 👀
Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad
cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life
I love you all
I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear
I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness
Grab today and make it yours. Don't let anyone take your joy and show the world what makes you uniquely you. Don't forget you're made of stardust.
packing a cone in your honor, good chimkin!
Have you ever wanted to be a silly jester? Well do I have the YCH for you!
Link to it is under this post :)
Happy 420! Weed good and I’m very good at it! I regularly inject The Weed and know how you do it!
[grabs the bong, stares at it for a second and then chugs the water]
Hopital!
For those partaking in the weeding this 420:
Ensure you have plenty of water, snacks, and comfy vibes! Don't weed and drive, have good company, and make today a good one! We want only good feels this holy day 💛✨️🦕🌈
Steve forgot to change his calendar and thinks it's April 1st.
I hope the mailperson forgives Steve for the poorly-wrapped jack-in-the-box that is wedged in the mailbox and ready to pounce.
“Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial. Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.”
This is why we should fund science. 🧪
Shrimps is bugs and birds is dinosaurs #birds #dinosaurs #wip #sketch
I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me
Pokemon rumble spheal with blurry speech text that says "have you tried not giving up and using whimsy and hope?"
In Otter News: All important otter related questions answered.
Got a can of sliced bamboo shoots in water.
i'm hoping that being canned like that long term means the cell walls will be broken down enough for drying purposes.
cuz they have the flavor of nothing atm, i'm hoping that drying them and then rehydrating them later with a flavorful brine might help.
that sounds like a VERY in-the-closet transmasc egg, ngl
still crazy rude to treat people badly based on your own insecurities tho
That sums up G1 pretty well tbh
Megatron: *gets kicked in the dick*
Starscream: MEGATRON HAS FALLEN! Now *I,* STARSCREAM, am leader of the Decepticons!!
Megatron, getting up in falsetto: Why do i keep you around?????
two posts from a Bsky timeline screenshot. the bottom post is zapp saying "the weather's trying to implode my head but it's sunday and i wanna spray water everywhere," the top post is Chiitan, a japanese positivity spreading mascot.... fighting with pressure washer water hoses.
my timeline is a comedian xD
That's very clever, Steve, but you still can't use the bong in the pool.
My Autism when a Special Interest is mentioned:
Remember to hydrate, slime friends!
LMAO i like that better
You have to live long enough to see these dorks lose and then die.
PLEASE CLIP THINGS IF YOU FIND IT FUNNY. IT MAKES THINGS SO MUCH EASIER AND IT'S A GOOD CONFIDENCE BOOST FOR THE STREAMER
are you gonna get a shot of shooting Andross's dumb eyeball brain or the escape flight out for the media thread post?
