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i want STRAWBERBY

exactly what i wanted...blessed little friends

the truck thermometer reads 86 degrees i want ice cream i NEED ICE CREAM

you are my wife and also my friend

i suppose this year my wake time and bedtime are (an hour before) sunrise and sunset. my body is responding accordingly; i'm watching the light fade and getting drowsy

Image reads: “You grew anyway”

evening breeze coming through the window, eating chashu on rice with sauteed pea pods and carrots and a cucumber salad. surrounded by cats and friends. a lovely moment

i would love to have an arbor for wisteria somewhere, but idk where it would fit in yet. i also want apple trees. i have to temper my yearly expectations and keep my plans small and achievable. this is my home for life, i have all the time in the world to garden

our whole front and side lawn has a slope, and i think a small level area to go around with the rest of the slope filled with flowers and shrubs would be beautiful. i want hydrangeas and roses!!!

this year i want to anchor twine to the north side of the house so the invasive clematis can climb it, add a retaining wall from the front door to the corner to level out a path of stepping stones surrounded by our vinca, and plow up the boulevard into a native/cutting garden

very productive day off. did the dishes, doing work laundry, put a bunch of houseplants outside, watered plants, repotted the laurel and sweet potato vines, reorganising the plant window, making chashu, taking notes on what hardscape changes i want in my garden, and will try to clean my craft desk

reading about the seasons of a particular garden and nearly brought to tears because i love gardening and working in tandem with the natural world to cultivate joy and nourishment

Hi I can’t stop laughing

holy shit

wuk lamat high as balls. ¿quieres?

girlspeed.

i appreciate that. i'm workshopping cringe jokes on the job

tony: (driving to client) oh that truck is smoking
me: is that good?
tony: it means we have a new pope

we confirmed at least one baby osprey in the radio tower by work this morning 🥹

this girl-forsaken land.

this hits me at my core. as a transmasc who's becoming more dadly and as someone who loves bears

on my team at work we gave been saying common phrases and replacing "god" with "girl"

girl willing

i swear to girl

girl dammit

Kickstarter’s all-or-nothing, which means we don’t get any of the funds donated so far unless the campaign’s a success.

There’s only 56 hours to go! We’ll try our best to the end ❤️

SUPERCRUSH!!! Vol. 1 Preorders are HERE!!!

Xenon is a masochistic android catboy who fucks and murders. He falls in deep, beautiful hatred with another mysterious android when an attempt to rob him goes south.

18+ for Explicit Sex and Violence

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my wife refinished this table! it's so cute!! come over for finger sandwiches and scones with various preserves!!

need to have friends over for sunday tea more frequently

beep beep

$500/month gravlax budget

with the balsamic reduction and a sprinkle of maldon sea salt...Ultimate