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Posts by The Napoleon of Crunk

The thing that gets me about Predator movies is our experience of them is like what a tiger must feel like when confronted by a fat, white, Republican dentist who only shows up once every few years to blast away at things with his stupid fuckin' rifle. All we see are a few privileged assholes.

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and a beautifully chilled jacksie

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A handsome orange boy cat perched on a ledge, letting his front paws hang down

A handsome orange boy cat perched on a ledge, letting his front paws hang down

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar offers you dangly paws in these trying times

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Holy shit! My questions answered (extremely well) and I get name-checked in the latest @herecomestomorrow.net *parasocial relationships intensify*

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I am normally 100% "don't judge people for buying pre-prepped food cooking takes time and energy" but for fuck's sake people OVERNIGHT OATS IS OATS + MILK + OVERNIGHT WHO THE HELL BUYS PREMADE OVERNIGHT OATS

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Shared on MetaFilter's front page! I love this.

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If you enjoy data, visuals, photos of adorable birds or just neat internet things, please check it out, and please share it onward if you enjoyed it! 🐦 (as I'm self-publishing this I could really _really_ use your help to spread the word, thank you! 🙏🙏🙏)

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In every apocalyptic future, no matter how devastated by nuclear war or viruses we are, no matter how savage and insane the cannibal hordes, it gives me hope that one of them will always be able to scare up a top hat.

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I've just written the two 'stacks I support and told them I'm dropping them for their duration on the platform. I've been in the "well, uh, I'll hold my nose" fence-sitting position too long.

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Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism

“The global publishing platform Substack is generating revenue from newsletters that promote virulent Nazi ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism, a Guardian investigation has found…” www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

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A checklist of things required to call a building in the woods a "cabin" in movies, consisting of: The toilet experience is disturbing in at least one fundamental way; 
Bears;
No running water / water requires some sort of filtration to remove grit and stank; 
Any meal or bathroom time could be interrupted by a squirrel/possum or bat at any moment; 
May not have mice but feels like it should have mice; 
Neighbours have angry dogs, guns, or angry dogs with guns; 
Windows are single-pane, and divided into smaller panes held in with some sort of pre-war goo; 
Liveable for 2.5 seasons max; winter is deathfuckery;
Smells of pine, wood smoke, and 10,000 canned bean farts; 
More bears

A checklist of things required to call a building in the woods a "cabin" in movies, consisting of: The toilet experience is disturbing in at least one fundamental way; Bears; No running water / water requires some sort of filtration to remove grit and stank; Any meal or bathroom time could be interrupted by a squirrel/possum or bat at any moment; May not have mice but feels like it should have mice; Neighbours have angry dogs, guns, or angry dogs with guns; Windows are single-pane, and divided into smaller panes held in with some sort of pre-war goo; Liveable for 2.5 seasons max; winter is deathfuckery; Smells of pine, wood smoke, and 10,000 canned bean farts; More bears

putting Hollywood on notice after watching "Keeper"

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My wife was against me quitting my job and selling the house to create a new chain restaurant concept called TGI Mothman until I explained that the acronym means “Thank God It’s Mothman”

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nobody in The Thing ever seemed to consider that maybe Wilford Brimley is just a cranky ol' dude who loves building spaceships

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VRGUING WITH STRVNGERS, by MVLL CRIMES track by MVLL CRIMES

this song is what I want to be when I grow up mvllcrimes.bandcamp.com/track/vrguin...

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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

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An update of a 1931 Frankenstein poster to read "Skankenstein". Font is "Evil of Frankeinstein" by Brain Eaters Font. No AI used.

An update of a 1931 Frankenstein poster to read "Skankenstein". Font is "Evil of Frankeinstein" by Brain Eaters Font. No AI used.

with a hat tip to @dylantodd.bsky.social, who cracked my wife up with the initial observation.

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Nepo being the literal opposite to "open" is probably something that somebody else has already thought about, but it just hit me this morning.

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An art print of a flying bird carrying a lit match with "PEOPLE OVER PROFITS" WRITTEN ON IT.

An art print of a flying bird carrying a lit match with "PEOPLE OVER PROFITS" WRITTEN ON IT.

An art print of PEOPLE OVER PROFITS in the world's smallest art gallery.

An art print of PEOPLE OVER PROFITS in the world's smallest art gallery.

An art print of PEOPLE OVER PROFITS in the world's smallest art gallery, seen from across the street.

An art print of PEOPLE OVER PROFITS in the world's smallest art gallery, seen from across the street.

This month in the Tiniest Gallery -- Abby Nowakowski (Poor Thing Designs) and the seasonally appropriate "People Over Profits." The smallest art gallery in the world abides at 49 Cherry Street in Kingston, Ontario!

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by definition at one point it must have been a skinny bop

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Thanks to a missing letter I just spent ten minutes imagining a local motorsports store owner called SNOWMOB LES

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How about YOU SNOOZE YOU WINZ because you had a nice snooze

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The final Shocktober 2025, after some things got shifted around in the last week. Lots of winners (stars), one noped-out-early (Calvaire), some blahs (Ninth Configuration, Spider Baby, a segment of VHS Halloween). MetaFilter's DirtyOldTown and @evandorkin.bsky.social inspired many selections!

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Call For Artwork: Side By Side — Union Gallery Open to: All artist Deadline: November 10, 2025

Local artists (lartists?) in #ygk - the Union Gallery's call for art for this year's SIDE BY SIDE fundraiser is now open:

www.uniongallery.ca/posts/call-f...

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the movie was greenlit but you need to start shooting in the next 45 minutes so who are you absolutely, positively sure is completely free RIGHT NOW:

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One of my niche ethical stances is that I think that people should use Wikipedia and donate to the Wikimedia Foundation and that ChatGPT and its siblings are trash and so are the people who use them.

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Tett Centre Story: Celebrating a Decade of Creativity
Tett Centre Story: Celebrating a Decade of Creativity YouTube video by Tett Centre for Creativity & Learning

For #KingstonOntario folks -- a nice mini-doc for the 10th annversary of the Tett Centre, including the Music Mill and Modern Fuel!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-rB...

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but don't worry they have a great new product to sell you to repair the product they enshittified in the first place

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this is why the bed is never made

this is why the bed is never made

Wastrels and slugabeds

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URGENT Message to Doug Ford: Don’t End Rent Control! - ACORN Canada

Hey Ontarians, it's a small thing, so take 15 seconds out of your day: acorncanada.org/take_action/...

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Spotify stock graph showing a decrease of $28 in one day (Friday 10/24), the day after Spotify’s boycott became a trending topic on Bluesky. This is a roughly 5% decrease in value.

Spotify stock graph showing a decrease of $28 in one day (Friday 10/24), the day after Spotify’s boycott became a trending topic on Bluesky. This is a roughly 5% decrease in value.

Y’all, Spotify’s stock price sunk by 5% in 1 day. YOU did this by spreading the word to boycott them for running ICE ads.

These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.

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