I swear everything’s good but the chicken

the popcorn shrimp is my thing

goodbye Matilda, hello Miss Trunchbull

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“what if twink, but cinnamon flavoured”

“also a god with daddy issues”

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“what if twink, but chocolate flavoured”

His Majesty’s Roaches and Critters

*starts telling long story*

but first a word from our sponsor, Ground News

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One of his best roles in a certifiably nutcase universe

that’s why they both go on a shark coochie board and are not mutual substitutes

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“13 years ago”

not that big of a mystery really: frequent checkups and immediate intervention at the slightest sign of an issue, which the vast majority of people can’t afford to do and consequently won’t know they have issues until they keel over one day

except the laptop, which is permanently turned off

Best part of being Chinese is having fresh Chinese food for breakfast

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tfw everyone says water is required for any form of life

le chat sur la croix

like early designs for airdropped nukes

both tactics for defeating shields (Holtzman v C-RAM)

🥛

the no aligot bros

because his father made a tool with his mother

this is a great analogy actually since Francoist Spain had its own perverted religious sect which they liked to pretend was the real deal (National Catholicism)

Shakespeare lives, and he is Iranian

🎼 it’s a long way to volunteering 🎶

conscription was a big thing

you forgot the Charles to Mark’s Camilla?

this is how I find out

hamcat

orientalism is nothing new

well technically there’s the father that refused his destiny and the son that went all wormy and oh you meant the book