I'd like to call out pinkfongs "Jurassic Halloween" video for blatant misinformation. Like all of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous period.

It really pissed me off that English doesn't recognize that "w" is a sometimes vowel.

We're all just cocaine mice in God's laboratory.

Fortunately for Reagan, I've come to the realization that we have to blame Nixon for some of this shit, too.

The worst thing about last night's SOTU was that poor kid dragged out as an anti-trans talking point. My heart breaks for him. I hope he knows there are people who saw him and are also looking forward to the day he can leave his shit parents. I hope he stays strong.

I wish there was a way to make people physically shut up. Every time Pam Bondi opens her stupid corrupt mouth to shriek and not answer questions, we should have the ability to make her physically shut the fuck up. Just no ability to speak until you can answer a fucking question.

They're making a BG3 show?? Wow, okay, I super don't want that. Keep it away 😷

You mean to tell me Fonald gave Bill a blowjob and *there's fucking pictures*?? Look, there's obviously worse shit in the emails but what the actual fuck is this shit

And also the Mad Dick Puncher is still punching people in the dick, shitting everywhere and smearing it on the walls and kidnapping people.

I'm so sick of these damn democrats. It's like you vote for them to stop the Mad Dick Puncher from punching people in the dick and instead they punch you in the dick.

I work with a kid who really likes Daniel Tiger and it took me longer than I care to admit to realize DT was that soft-spoken puppet from Mr. Rogers

This AI actress shit is like literally the plot of a Chuck Tingle novel btw.

Date Everything is great. My staircase hates me and I'm in love with my breaker box.

I really fucking love working in a hospital.

if you draw fem!strahd as in her early 20s, im fucking stealing something out of your house!!!!

The absence of any BPD presence to honor their fallen "brother" says all you need to know, really. It's so weird that every department was so apathetic. But I guess that blue wall protects cops even when they kill their own. Allegedly.

Look me in the eyes and tell me this was a proper investigation. FBI involvement aside (that's another 🐇hole) how can anyone say the cops were doing a good job solo cups and used grocery bags are every appropriate things to put evidence in. They don't even care about their own.

Confession: I got really into the Karen Read trial last year (and this year) and I think the striking thing to me that no one seems to be talking about is how these dirty cops didn't give a *fuck* about the murder of one of their own. They went into damage control immediately.

People who ask AI for every answer feel like the same people who thought taking horse de-wormer and fish tank cleaner was gonna kill covid.

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Much appreciated ❤️

4 intubations and I've just now gotten to eat more than half an apple and an ibuprofen in 7 hrs. Is it bedtime yet?

Why am I only now learning there's a cat café less than a mile from my house??!?

I had forgotten libraries had DVDs. I can finally fill a tiny bit of my Blockbuster nostalgia hole.

I'm just delighted to have my poem, "In the Future, AI Will Make Ofrendas" (originally in Asimov's, Jan/Feb 2024) on this list! ✨✨

It's such an honor and I'm so grateful to whomever nominated my poem!

You know, I just realize I'm kind of embarrassed for going to school for creative writing. If I talk about it, I usually just say I studied English.

On the plus side today, I saw a cute baby.

I trust m/f romance novels more if they acknowledge the existence of queer people.

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Dr. Vinod Balachandran from @mskcancercenter.bsky.social joins us to discuss the results and what they could mean for cancer treatment.

I don't believe in Hell, but if I did I would die happy knowing there was a special seating section for anyone currently railing against "the sin of empathy," and every one of those seats is made with hot rusty barbs