Text: Ah? Mama's just making dinner, baby <3 Is the rope chafing...?

this is all my hands can manage rn dropping it and running

#grindart

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

Terran Subject test log: we make them kissy kiss

1 x ½: My Half of You is doing incredible things to me. Momcon daughter worried about getting cucked with her mom by her aunt. Incredible

Dommebreaking is all well and good, and VERY fun, but have we considered the potential of dommebuilding?

Taking some uncertain, insecure 'sub-leaning switch' under Your wing, imparting on her a mesure of Your cruelty, letting the flames of authority and sadism burn away her doubts and fears.

DEATH-DEFYING PRINCESS ARC ENDING WITH BREAKING THE HOT BUTCH EXECUTIONER INTO A CLINGY LITTLE GIRL MOMCON FETISHIST. OHHH MY GOD

I need the shinigami eyes extension that tells me how physically distant all the stray needy submissives in my mentions are

Next step: filling my ears with metal and my skin with ink

Summer haircut time!

Healers are primarily women because mana is stored in the boobs

Putting wax over a submissives lips and then sealing it with the signet ring and telling her she does not have permission to break Your seal is a power move and i want to plant it in Your mind like a seed.

Hearing 'My other dommes can't/don't want to hurt me this much' puts me in a rapidly oscillating mental loop between 'Huh, I wonder if I'm a psychopath?' and 'Huh, I guess I really am a divine being'

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In which the Light Party goes on a fun and relaxing whaling expedition.

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Lesbian vampire who intentionally starves herself because she ENJOYS the animal feeling of blood frenzy.

Nothing makes her feel more alive than seeing a cute girl and having her first thought be 'MEAT'

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is about to go on an angry rant, as Green raises his tail to halt him. Blue: And don't get me started on- Green: Wait! Before you start... Blue frowns at Green as Green looks at him calmly. Green: Do you want solutions, or do you just want to complain? Blue: Can I just complain? Blue looks surprised as Green looks over his shoulder. Green: Sure, but let me make myself some popcorn first. As Green leaves, Blue looks stunned towards the direction that he left. Blue: I may do some warm-up screams while I wait. Green, already off-screen: Just don't start without me!

flirting with girls by telling them I've discussed their keysmash patterns with others

Cause I recommend the books about lesbians to the people who i think will enjoy reading about lesbians, dumbass

I don't recommend the other stuff as much because I spend my entire life surrounded by girlfailure gays who'll only read something if the girlies kiss in it

Fuk u!

My literary tastes have both depth and breadth tyvm

I hate it when my partners ask me what i'm reading cause it's always some shit called like "I Want to Murder You(sapphic)" and they always just go "yeah that's what i expectd" like i'm the most predictable person in the world

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

Few are truly prepared to wield such power, but when you become a butch lesbian your 'secret lacy lingerie under normal clothes' move gets upgraded to a guaranteed OHKO

My only RA05 discourse is that every time Konami reprints a staple as a UR in a deckbuild set, an angel loses her corrupting demon domme or whatever it is that makes angels special.

before/after

i should be allowed to hunt you for sport if your have floodlights on the front of your car

i think hating your dominant is probably the best headspace you can be in as a submissive

TERFbreaking the divine feminine takes it :)

LET'S FUCKING GO I COULDN'T VOTE BUT I WAS CROSSING MY FINGERSS

im being oppressed cause I cant call my girlfriend a faggot