Is it any better over here? Everything else is pretty damn bleak.

Oh dear. Yuck.

You must have been pretty badly hurt! Yikes!

I'm good, swimming along nicely in the murky puddle that is 2025.

Green Bay has Love, Valentine, and Romeo (Doubs).

How sweet!

Blessed and highly favored. You?

Please tell me it's nicer here.

I'm so annoyed by political news.
I'm so annoyed with wanting to make friends on social networks and having next to no engagement with my posts.
I'm annoyed by everything.
I'm going back to bed.
Y'all figure out this shit before I wake up.

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN

I had a trivia team submit an answer sheet that said "Harlem Globtrobbers" and every time I think of it, I giggle.

Couldn't handle their own children for a month and said teachers were heroes who deserved better pay and more respect.
Then, once schools reopened, teachers went back to being bad guys who begged for money and indoctrinated kids.

Did they actually say "whoopsie doodle, my bad" out loud, or was it implied?

Saints preserve us.

I am accepting zero shit from anyone today. I'm on a 662 day Wordle streak, a 357 day Waffle streak, and a 102 day Connections streak.
I am literally untouchable.

And therein lies the greatest cognitive dissonance of populism: being so comfortable with and protected by a functional system that not only do you believe it's broken, you think someone with zero experience will fix it because they are "an outsider."

Like stopping meds because they're working.

What slightly fresh but mostly discounted Valentine's hell awaits us today, my friends?

Today's my day to say Valemtime's until someone stops me.
Spoiler: nobody stopped me.
Best. Valemtime's. Ever.

INVERTEBRATES
omfg

Why don't they just replace the Star Spangled Banner with the sound of a toilet flushing?

Thank you, friend! I've followed them all!

A preemptive 15 yard penalty has been awarded to be assessed against the #Eagles after kickoff.
#SuperbowlLIX

Gaza has been settled, now to move on to the next location of those pesky Palestinians.

Breaking news:

Seriously. The paper cites the failure of South Africa's DEI programs to protect the white folks and that's why they get to come here for asylum.
If I smacked my head any harder I'd wake up next week.

Wasn't the war in Ukraine supposed to be ended in an hour?

Elon-gate?
How long do we want this to last?

Please don't call it Elon-gate. That will just add more months in litigation and stretch this out forever

I like to watch barbecue cooking shows and see the gentle way the cooks caress and season the brisket and dream of what it would be like to be a brisket

Welcome to your home for fresh hell, never frozen. What can one of our American wait staff get for you today, until they're all fired by the government?

Ahhhhahahaha just joshin' y'all
You took it seriously, lol
Anyway, here's your package that we drop kicked off the truck

GIRL
THEY COMIN FOR SHEIN AND TEMU NOW