You’ve seen it more times than most of the people who worked on it

As part of a book launch, obv.

It will be reported by Maggie Haberman a day or two after he croaks.

He thinks in terms of a circus freak

The Russian government has something on Donald Trump and it will turn out to be one of the biggest scandals in history.

May I ask: does it matter

The lock this idiot game-show host had on the country’s elite, for no particular reason, will be studied by historians.

Somebody did the special drugs today

Vigorously shaking my head “no” while drinking a hot beverage so people understand that I think Plessy v. Ferguson was wrongly decided

The offending mug with “Great Supreme Court Cases” and the very important 1850 Supreme Court case Dred Scott Vs Sanford circled in red.

People are mad at this mug for referring to landmark Supreme Court decisions as “great”

I think Derrickson is a uniquely bad filmmaker.

Since the earliest days most bad horror films have simply been too feeble to get mad about (hello Blumhouse) but these did the trick.

Gonna go with some ordering of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ‘03, The Black Phone, Knock at the Cabin or Martyrs ‘08.

Have some respect for yourself

A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases A smart toilet might be able to detect diseases by tracking your butt and analyzing your bodily waste.

How smart could it be if it’s still a toilet

I always think it’s so funny to see Spacey back there

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Peltola doesn’t post like she thinks her constituents are idiots

a random person on the street hittin you with a frown and a thumbs down would be insanely devastating

He’s one of those guys who thinks that the universe will cease to exist when he dies (which will never happen)

Something of an insane headline, basically both sides need it open for different reasons and so it is likely to be, more or less.

I guarantee a Carnival bar supervisor told somebody “it’s not like they’re driving home”

The Dodgers and Rockies play here in four hours

He did that smirk for too long and now it’s stuck that way

Supremely punchable face

He should just use his werewolf powers

Ridiculous person

And the office is only because of a decades-long self-aggrandizement scam