Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

Before we go any further, let's take a look to see exactly one broken egg on the floor.

MC Moon C

after 8 years of tireless work, the millenial cartoonist has finally created the brilliant single panel comic that will mobilize the clearly apathetic masses against orange man. see they called him a war criminal. because he's doing war crimes. this is a very novel observation. please clap

while we're on the subject of the discovery feed how many milquetoast dogshit liberal political cartoons do i have to dislike to stop seeing them?? this shit is Facebook quality. "our government is Bad 😒😒😒" woah no way truly the power of illustration has finally opened my eyes and not like. The News

to this day i have no fkn clue how you would define something as furry music. i do not think technology has advanced to the point that you can beam a fursona to someone through the power of sound. the technology needs to get there, though

the algorithm seems to have some bizzare assumption that i really like normie star trek posts and fakedeep astronomy posts. show me a wolf hunk's happy trail or i'm going back to tumblr

scrolling bsky discovery feed is so goddamn boring like oh yeah that's why i only follow gay people and furries. no one else knows how to use the fuckin internet apparently

well, that was a fun exercise

Again - BlueSky was originally Jack Dorsey’s pet project to make a Web3 social media / NFT trading post until a bunch of trans furries got ahold of invite codes and started mass-proliferating them to other trans furries and then suddenly BlueSky was 90% queers and annoying leftists and Jack fled.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

At chili’s

Risking It All for Some Dire, Dire, Dick

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Even after all this time we are still mystified

that being said you should not play with randoms, the slurs that are created when you combine the MOBA and multiplayer shooter crowds are uh. Creative

i think you don't really "learn" how to play it, you just enter a state of total sensory overload for around 45 minutes and what happens happens. i have 400 hours and honest to god it does not matter much

Pokemon Red and Blue ad Gamefreak Gameboy pocket 1998

Pokémon Red & Blue ad (1998)

#retro #art #gaming #Pokemon

your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine

Super Bowl

Mario's worst nightmare. 12 action-packed worlds. Over 800 collectibles. Careful. This little birdie's gonna make you lose sleep. REM™

He's just an early 2000s alternative platformer mascot #deadlock

bluesky was a short-lived social media website that was made to prime elder millennials into forwarding chain letters

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

black knight attempts to rob a bakery

at random. no announcement or communication. d&b socials say they're "looking into the issue". weeks, then months, pass with no news. nations rise and fall. at the end of the anthropocene, the last living Konami staffer admits that no one felt like answering that email