420 on a Monday, proof we're in the worst possible timeline.

Your honor, I'd like to use the "I know you are but what am I" defense

He made my heart happy 💜

You want a reason to make our future better. Here’s a good one

I just cancelled my holiday

Dawn breaks without the noise of songbirds, creatures old legends tell of, before the floods.

Children now sleep in high trees, as we scour for food below; hoping in the future, they’ll find a way to rid the invading monsters from #undersea —could there be, songbirds again.

#vss365

Vance may be a Catholic but it's gone far beyond the point that 5 hail Marys and one Holy be will atone for his sins.

Then she said cursing isn’t ladylike and then I pointed out her mustache and long story short I need bail money

Steve Mccurry - Monk Running on Wall (2004) #SteveMcCurry #photography

Store name: Chinese soba noodles "MASUTANI"
Location: Kyoto city
Menu: Chinese soba noodles (average) + boiled egg

#青空ラーメン部
#ラーメン部
#blueskyラーメン部
#ブルスカラーメン部
#青空ごはん部

Store name: Ramen "Mugi" and "Tori"
Location: Osaka city
Menu: Ramen "Mugi(wheat) x Tori(chicken)" and "Karaage Don (fried chicken rice bowl)"

#青空ラーメン部
#ラーメン部
#blueskyラーメン部
#ブルスカラーメン部
#青空ごはん部

Running Delaware Marathon and losing 1st place because you celebrate too early

(volume up 💀)

Shut up. You put the emphASIS on the wrong syllABLE

Not at all

It’s always in the ‘80s

Thought of the Day:
My daddy always told me that you can’t catch a fish unless they open their mouths

Image from Twitter

“What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched Fishhenge.”

All these dms telling me I'm blocked and not one telling me I'm adored.

Whoever named the Walkie Talkie should name more things

thinking about wearing a snorkel and a pool float that looks like a big yellow duck to my next interview i really wanna be a memorable candidate

I'm actally pretty cool once you get past all the uncoolness

So Craig is spelled Craig but Greg is spelled Greg?
Thanks, Obama.

Same thing we do every night brain

Your eyes might be the windows to your soul, but mine are the gates to hell.

plants should be able to suck oxygen back from people they don’t like

I’m going back to My Space, guys

I’m a 80’s kid 🔥🔥