God help anyone that chokes in front of me today. #AprilFools
Posts by Dan Levy
I think I’ve put my finger on it, I’ve been emotionally abandoned.
“PATH OF MOST RESISTANCE”
standup comedy special!
youtu.be/pJ5DFrdOyig
No doubt she’s just a girl who has spider webs underneath it all, she said it’s her life in this tragic kingdom but I asked don’t speak(please) just take a toaster in the bath water.
This shits bananas & I will not be hollering back, girl. #NoDoubt
Draft Barron! www.draftbarrontrump.com #draftbarrontrump
Feels like I’m constantly getting pressed by the universe.
Woke up depressed.
WWW
I woke up generally depressed yesterday and spent most of the morning getting myself in a mindset to not just wake up depressed… #NoLateCheckOut
The art and unity will be great, sure lots of people will suffer and die but we already got a new U2 song! #NoLateCheckOut
¢99 0nly #BarryMcGee & friends
If action isn’t taken he’s extending his stay, the writing is on the wall. The narrative is hack at this point. #NoLateCheckOut
I wish I was the Dan levy you are looking for. I’m a disappointment to my mom as well so I get it.
Ally
Espresso is a noisy process and I love it. #coffee
“How you die does not redeem how you live”
Howard-John Wesley
The first two are signs of economic distress. Okay, the Labubu is a sign of a depression. The Dontbuy Chocolate is just a food fade.
We’re living in a time defined by Labubu, Dubai chocolate and civil unrest.
I’m getting heat for cutting off friends that remain MAGA jerks. At this point if you’re here in defense of them jerks you are complicit and now u can get cut off too. No time for bullshit.
We need a hero. #DC
I can’t wait for the documentary.
Why are all the odds insurmountable and against me!
So sad.
Hide your kids hide your couch JD Vance in town. #LosAngeles
Maybe avoid the room 
Someone’s in a KKKhole