once against we privatize the profits, socialize the losses

Robert McNamara was a hell of a lot smarter than Trump and he couldn't end the Vietnam War

If we had a real press in this country, they'd ask Trump questions on the citizenship test

Oh my God, @bencollins.bsky.social bought the WSJ besides Infowars

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Iran about now

Like Japan gave the US an "indefinite ceasefire" in 1945

It's like Trotsky vs. Lenin, only with pedophiles. One side wants to f**k the children and the other just wants to diddle them.

One of my all time favorite movies.

That sounds like a typical day for Hegseth

Rev Jackson sporting an ABA-quality fro

I read a lot of history, but don't recall Lincoln ever saying, "I'm winning the war BY A LOT"

and UAE wants a US bailout

Just my take, but I kinda like it when a president starts a war and feels pressure to end it.

But what's the real reason?

Since when did Trump cabinet secretaries get shown the door for using staff to plan personal trips, having affairs with the help, and drinking on the job?

My guess: she wasn't doing the right thing and kicking up a share of her profits from insider trading.

My docs spend half of the exam with their eyes glued to their laptop screen. Wouldn't be surprised if they looking up something on WebMD

If we only had a media that asked every Repub "Are you in favor of a UAE bailout?"

If I had the time, I'm confident I could find when Fox News said the same thing about Grenada

Fat, moribund Elvis in white jump suit with bejeweled trim, crosses, chains and white sash around his neck is singing into a microphone. Caption is: Decline and fall: Pounds, pills and paranoia

I think the bloated Elvis version is more on-brand

RE: "smart appliances"
I can drive a car with my feet but that don't make it a good idea.
Chris Rock

Just long enough for Trump's buds to cash out their shorts on oil

You just know Hegseth is promising Trump he's got a doomsday machine ready to go

Now that Stephen Colbert will have his days free, maybe we could get a reboot of "Strangers with Candy"

Only one country posted "a whole civilization will die tonight" and it wasn't Iran

Trump pats himself on the back for no tax on tips, while driving the US travel industry into a ditch so there are no tips to tax

Right up there with "short-fingered vulgarian"

The Jets sing "I Want to Live in America"

But he can recite the entire Jim Beam label from memory

Still trying to get my brain around Vance saying the Pope needs to be very, very careful talking about theology.

I'm almost to the point of hoping the British burn it down again

Reminds Melania of the three-star brothel in Slovenia where she got started