I had a similar experience with "Snowflame, the Cocaine Powered Supervillain" myself, but that was because Snowflame, the Cocaine Powered Supervillain is amazing and not because Snowflame, the Cocaine Powered Supervillain was an obviously very poorly researched goober with a blatantly wrong name
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I have the utmost confidence in you that you would never do anything prank-worthy
Like exploit my well documented fear of attractive, blue haired women about to hit me
Yes.
A racoon woman dressed a medical doctor points to the viewer and speaks: "I might have slept through Transvis day, so ironically I didn't actually see anybody. But just remember that YOU don't need a day to be seen, YOU exist every single day and you're absolutely bloody beautiful for it." "Don't stop being beautiful." "Yes you are, don't argue with me."
And it's adorable too
How much you matter isn't based on your "usefulness" or anything like that
You ARE important and you DO matter, regardless of how much you think you produce, contribute, etc.
I might not know you super personally but I know you matter just as much as anyone else
Hope is that one thing that no matter how small it might get, never dies
Might be really hard to find it but it's always there
That wasn't a costume or anything during the old adverts where he'd megaphone smack talk at Nintendo HQ.
That is the actual real Crash and he is a 6'3" freak of nature and oh dear god we need to run
It's OK because the fashion slays, queen
I can say this is very much not the case and you know it
Your worthwhile as a human being is not measured by your use to others, you're worth a damn because you're a great person and wonderful friend who many are fortunate to know and honored to call you close friends
Don't tell yourself otherwise
God it's like opening a time capsule from 2004 and having it punch me in the face and call me a slur
I'm so proud of you!
Render of Guilty Gear's Baiken from her cameo appearance in Samurai Shodown 2019. She is a one armed swordswoman with salmon coloured hair in a massive ponytail. She wears a decorative white kimono with red and black patterns in addition to an eyepatch
*distant voice of someone in the background shouting "It's salmon, not pink!"*
Good thing you live in a reality where we all love your unconditionally and would always be pleased to see you
Render and information of an orange and green coloured Robot Master design designed by a fan (LoveAlbatross). Maintenance Man is a janitorial and mechanics robot with a suction hose for his right arm although the other side illustrations and text show and explain that he has numerous tools at his disposal for his job.
My entry for the Robot Master Design contest over on the Hellsite.
Maintenance Man is a robot designed for cleaning up his workplaces, checking up on other machines and making repairs when needed. A hard worker who takes his job seriously enough to keep an establishment running smoothly by himself
Ripper Roo as depicted in Crash Bandicoot Nitro Kart 3D for N-Gage and iPhone. He is depicted as a cartoon kangaroo with boxing gloves as oppose to his traditional straightjacket.
Nitrus Oxide as depicted in Crash Bandicoot Nitro Kart 3D for N-Gage and iPhone. He is basically a green Xenomorph from the ALIEN movies and I don't like it.
On the flip side, the same GP gave us Yaya Panda, who ISN'T an OC, as she debuted in certain mobile phone based Crash racers on Android, alongside really weird redesigns for Ripper Roo (turning him into a generic boxing kangaroo) and Nitrus Oxide (actually just a bloody Xenomorph)
This revelation saw the hippo concent turned into an original character 'Hasty Moose', who ended up fitting the theme of the GP much better anyway.
The character was accidentally included in the original CTR's Scrapbook as concept art alongside Nitruss Oxide. Bob himself explained during Nitro Fueled's development that the hippo was never intended for any Crash project and was supposed to be a mascot called Trippo, for his friend's company.
The star character of the Christmas GP in the same game is Hasty Moose, who accidentally had to become an original character from the developers; Beenox. Hasty was originally supposed to be "Fasty Hippo", a character sketched out by character designer Bob Rafei.
and the invincibility mask power is in this track is a unique "Aku-Uka" who is based on a combination of the two masks as they are depicted in Crash Of The Titans and Mind Over Mutant.
the ship you drive through in the middle of the track is N.Gin's ship from Twinsanity (which has an indent of Rusty Walrus still present on one of the walls inside), the Megamix star character for the GP is the final boss from Crash XS on the GBA
The same GP's brand new track here is called Megamix Mania and is a combination of classic and post ND Crash Bandicoot elements set in a post apocalypse. The starting area is a dried up seabed from the Roo's Tubes track,
The Rustland Grand Prix in CTR: Nitro Fueled is a big shout out to the Mad Max movies which were filmed in Australia, where the N.Sanity Islands are supposedly located very close to according to Crash 1's instruction manual.
Interesting thing is that this intro does show the Komodo Bros and Tiny Tiger which suggests this was put together somewhat early into Crash 1's development, as the brothers and Tiny would ultimately be dropped and would debut in the sequel game instead.
This obviously went unused. We got the "Uh Oh!" out of the window scene instead for the final game, as there was push to show the 3D capabilities of the Playstation console, which 2D animation doesn't quite do.
The original Crash 1 has an actual animated cartoon intro, playing off the Looney Tunes inspiration Andy and Jason had for the project:
youtu.be/1t_4YclrGqM?...
In N.Sane Trilogy, Coco's cellphone from her idle animations can explode. This is a reference to the controversy of the Galaxy Note 7 at the time. This is more than just a silly visual, as the phone exploding has an actual working hitbox that can detonate TNT and Nitro crates too close to Coco.
While Universal Studio's insistence on naming Crash something stupid like Wily or Wuzzles was met with "Enjoy finding a team to replace us, assholes", a Wily Wombat costume is unlockable in It's About Time as a "What If?", which fits the game's plot of multiple dimensions and alternate timelines.
The crate smashing also contributed to Crashes name, in reference to hims crashing through levels. That and it was better than Willy The Wombat.
Also the whole idea of filling levels with crates was a way for the OG Crash team to fill in the otherwise bland levels with things to interact with that didn't stress the hardware any more than it needed to as they were just simple cubes.
The highest crate count for any main game level in the series is No Dillo Dallying in It's About Time; the Dingodille version of the level has an utterly redickulous 502 crates to break.
On the other end of the stick; Bye Bye Blimps and Bombs Away in Crash WARPED have only 11 crates in each.