Discovering my plurality has been wild as hell, y'all. What do you mean there's (at least) twelve of me in here? WE DID NOT AGREE TO THIS

GUESS WHAT BABES AND BROS AND NONBINARY FOES - I AM BACK!

Sorta?

Idfk

See you in another 8 months with the next "i'm back" post

I feel exactly the same! Interested to see if they can pull it off, given that so much of the books is introspection/inner voice

I am so weird

In which I doodle

Unintentional similarities to famous platypuses entirely coincidental (or maybe subliminal)

The labeled jars are for my wife's benefit ;)

Tell me you're living with a witch without telling me you're living with a witch. (It's me, I'm the witch in this house.)

Explain your Username:

I made myself Marian. Also I love to make stuff.

Need a bumper sticker that says "ask me about my cult"

It's a very fun cult for what it's worth

Love it 🐦‍⬛

A self portrait

See also

Why there's a rule in my home about using the soldering iron while inebriated

T4T dating is like the Monty Hall problem, but for what's in their pants, and there's no wrong answer

I've got that Xmas spirit in me

Send me some shiny shit

Bottle caps
Dank memes
Foil MTG cards

Whatever

I mean...

@marie-x.bsky.social we have any mutuals you wouldn't mind taking a tumble with 😆

I didn't get the job I was hoping for, so now I'm back to starting from scratch. I'm tired, exhausted really, and have fallen deeper into a depressive funk.

But I am loved, and I am full of love. And when all else has been stripped away, that will keep me going.

Me at 20: hates spicy foods, has no issues digesting them

Me at 30: enjoys spicy foods, they cause heartburn

Me at 40: freaking live for spicy foods, they decimate my innards

Youth is wasted on the young.

Apparently the difference between "Secret Santa" and "Secrete Santa" is subtle but extremely important.

Me: "I'm entering my unhinged slut era! Watch out, world!"

Also me: "7:30! Time to curl up in bed and refuse to talk to anyone for any reason whatsoever."

Sometimes I draw doodles when work meetings don't start on time.

I'm not as terminally online as I once was, so I don't post on here that often. But I'm grateful for the new followers and I'll go through and follow back eventually, promise 💜💜

Today was a hell of a month.

So like. Hi or whatever.

Or maybe Bolly-y'all is the better look for me.

No gatekeep gaslight girlboss here, I'm 100% badass bonkers bosslady.

Alyssa!! I got married to @marie-x.bsky.social on leap day and got a job doing special education law at a huge school district.

How about you?!?

Oh yeah I have an account here, whattup y'all.

mrrrrrrrrr

Baked potatoes are like the Kobayashi Maru of cooking when you have ADHD. Because you either need to have the time sense to start cooking an hour before you're hungry, or the self control to start making it after you're hungry without snacking yourself into oblivion while you wait for it to be done.