They’re sending me on an important and dangerous mission. Will post as soon as I get back. Love, Marcel

Well well well, if it isn’t the pussy eating sisters

Easily verifiable as true

Real shit. Just did this twice in Vintage Story because my cabins looked like ass.

For Sale: Baby

(a turd drops out of my pant leg while I’m walking through the grocery store)

Me: Oh no! My turd!

Godspeed You! Black Toilet

That’s true

I choose to believe that if we lived in the same area we would be irl hanging often. My kid needs an affectionately grungy uncle

❤️ ❤️

Ace of Spades blasting

Blood’s pooling up from cracks in the earth, fam

Dumbledore is real and he ate my ass

Peter Greene after put on the mask in The Mask (1994)

Shout out to eggs, all kinds I guess

The incredible edible egg is right. These shits are incredible and edible as hell.

Time for my customary midnight hardboiled egg x 3

These are grilling conditions in the Midwest

$25mil is a lot of money but I hope he hears about this and gets mad that it’s not more.

Harry Potter could be the greatest book series ever written and it wouldn’t matter because the author is doing real material evil in the world with her wealth gained from the franchise.

This is so me

Sasquatch, lying down pouring beans on their face. The caption reads 'i beaned

Sasquatch Diaries Feb 20th '26
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Shrooms

Kids are gonna break the ai on day one. Kids love to break shit, it’s boundary exploration and experimentation. There is a 0% chance this is going to be an effective means of education but I’m just a teacher with over a decade of firsthand experience.

This was written in the early morning hours where the sun doesn’t touch me and I stand by it