#coffeeofclarity

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

And that is all I have to say on the matter.

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Looks delicious 🤤

My dad’s name was Joachim, but not Catholic, so I was unaware of the fact that there was a St Joachim and he had a feast day!

Here it is

This is a more accurate representation of me after #Tdf2025 #couchpeloton

A Hazelnut Martini (omg it is so tasty, and, I suspect, lethal) and petit fours for #toursnacks on the very short Stage 19 of #sbstdf #couchpeloton

What amazing colourwork! I had a look at the pattern in Ravelry, and it is delightful. I am currently knitting the Puro Pullover by Rui Yamamuro, which is a basic large gauge oversized stockinette jumper. I am inspired to knit some colour work next .

A tropical 9 degrees in Melbourne, means is Pina Colada time with hommus, crudités and crackers. #ItsThe70sBaby #toursnacks #couchpeloton

I swear, if Keeno refers to Quinn Simmons as Captain America one more time… #IsHeThoughIsHeReally #NotAsHandsomeAsChrisEvans #couchpeloton

A Rusty Nail #tourcocktail with olives for #toursnacks I am running out of both snacks and mixers…supermarket tomorrow #couchpeloton

Isn’t Van Wilder a terrible Ryan Reynolds film? #IWillShowMyselfOut #CouchPeloton

Well, that is a delightful accent soup! They can cook ravioli for me anytime #JustSaying #WagglesEyebrows #platdutour #couchpeloton

It’s Jensie!!!! So happy right now #ShutUpLegs #couchpeloton

I quite like the Ineos Grenadier car. Looks like an old school Land Rover. #AnUninterestingFactAboutMe

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Tonight it is a throwback to the ‘80s with a Black Russian #tourcocktail and some truffle Brie with crackers for #toursnacks #couchpeloton

There have been 8 Pope Urbans starting with Urban I from 222 CE to Urban VIII who died in 1644 CE. Urban VIII is remembered for bringing Galileo trial, nepotism,and spending a lot of papal money. there are many (too many)tapestries of his life in the Vatican museum #thanksForComingToMyTEDTalk

Wow 😯

Tah!

Just got in, what happened tonight, did I miss a crash? Annoyingly despite Gerro repeating himself 327 times a night, no mention of a crash. #couchpeloton

I am suffering through…

So, I had many leftover lychees from yesterday which has resulted in another frozen lychee martini accompanied by pâté and cornichons on a sliced baguette, which is improving the ITT no end #toursnacks #couchpeloton

Remember when Henk and his shirts were on the SBS commentary team back in the day? #sigh #couchpeloton

A frozen lychee martini with goats cheese and crackers for #toursnacks tonight. The lychee martini is pretty strong, I will be sleeping well tonight after some drunk posting #yay #CouchPeloton

A Strawberry Daiquiri and the leftover nuts for #toursnacks tonight. Can recommend ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #couchpeloton

That looks delicious 😋

Cup of tea, knitting, planning films for the Melbourne International Film Festival 2025 and the TDF makes for a very cozy night. #toursnacks #couchpeloton

That Rillette du Porc looked delicious, my #toursnacks are less fancy, dates, cherries, nuts and a Tom Collins #tourcocktail. #couchpeloton

#mattkeenan #tennis #drink #couchpeloton

Stage 8’s #tourcocktail is a Sidecar. Cognac, Cointreau and lemon juice. No #toursnacks tonight, just gave the leftover cheese in the fridge the side eye, after yesterday’s extravaganza. #couchpeloton

Thanks and it will definitely be living at the bottom of a locked drawn, only to come out at Halloween 👻