stop being so casual and nonchalant about things life is way too short to pretend so be weird be expressive and bathe in what you're passionate about without explanation and that's an order x

It was but I've covered it all in a combination of mud & mustard - is this correct? 🌭

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GET OUT OF MY HEAD

ask and you shall receive

last night I had vivid dreams about being really nervous to go back to school after the summer holidays and woke up panicking that I didn't have my uniform ready

I'm 30 years old and haven't been in formal education for over 10 years

🔊 "couldn't steal anything!" 🔊

PENGUIN IS EVOLVING 🏁🐧 #mariokartworld

hello here is this week's "completely unhinged microphone holder to record content with to farm engagement" 🥣🎤

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Average Monster POV:

also my nickname in high school (thanks for the representation)

So I've been thinking about my goals for the second half of 2025 and wanted to put them down somewhere to help manifest wonderful things. I've also created 7 blank templates for you to use if you'd like to do it yourself through the google drive link below! 💙✨

drive.google.com/drive/folder...

alright this heat is getting out of hand now can someone have a word with the sun 😵‍💫

this is who runs this account 🌝

These are my 3 main combos in Mario Kart World! 🏆🏁

Shy Guy - Rally Kart 🥇
Yoshi - Blastronught 🥈
Penguin - Pipe Kart 🥉

Who's your main in #MarioKartWorld? 🍄

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The "Knockout Tour" game mode on #MarioKartWorld is the most pure, wonderful, fun & hilarious thing they've ever made - absolutely outstanding stuff 🏁

she yearns for the treats 🦴

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You're a very kind man, Sir Red! Thank you very much 💙

I've been caught in a cycle of feeling sorry for myself these past few days, but it's occurred to me that it gets to a point where you just need to say to yourself "that's enough" and get your mind and body moving. Onwards. 🫡

If you're playing mario kart and you're not having fun then idk what to tell you 🤷

this is outstanding

Breaking News: Penguin apprehended in #MarioKartWorld after carrying out various crimes relating to vehicular manslaughter, dangerous driving & food theft. The suspect is now in police custody. 🚔🚨

the key to an active discord is sharing very profound ideas & special moments 🍌

Special stream this evening! Lego unboxing / building & we're going to be opening some blind boxes! 🧱🎁

(17:30 GMT TWITCH LINK IN BIO) 🟪

I love doing normal household tasks while listening to vastly contrasting music. Just put the washing on the line with Disturbia - Rihanna blasting in my ears. 🎧

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I'm going to level with you victor when I first read this I read "executive" as something very different - maybe I'm projecting?

this is so real (unfortunately we must be adults) 🥲

If you hate her, I'm sorry but you're wrong.