Advertised a jacket for $2,790 and the algo should be fired.

Nights are rough without him.

Why is this is Iceman Michael Rappaport tho?

on one of my many woulda-been abandoned carts, definitely hit "buy" by mistake and it went through unexpectedly without a double confirmation.

Oh well. at least I like the shoes.

So good on paper
So romantic
So bewildering.

Oh it's exceptional. She and Leonard did amazing work

It's exceptional but I think her "best" in terms of execution and production might be Like a Prayer.

Folks are amazing to think Chappell would pay someone to take the blame y'all are always going to give her anyway.

Oh you ingenue finally getting pinned down.

lol everything is terrible

As a person who struggles with the need to be perceived accurately, split seconds captured in photos or five seconds via video then up for a body language analysis and paraded as "news" or "discourse" stresses me the fuck out.

While we're spiraling downwards, the Chalamet comments are non-issues. So fucking what the actor doesn't think opera or ballet is relevant. Ok!

We need to to acknowledge that replacing someone's face lotion with foot cream was such a nothing act. Oh no, so smooth.

lol fuck Quentin Tarantino

Whatever, Chappell's right.

May the outrage white republicans have about the perceived bias towards a neurological disorder they've decided to focus on these past few weeks, lead them to demanding more research and govt. money put to use rather than defunding labs.

I'm not sure we talk enough about the quality of movie promo posters etc now that streaming services show exclusively that as you scroll

Thanks for paying me to strip on stage. It paid for my oil change and tire rotation because I am what? GLAMOROUS.

Babe it's only rented.
No one really owns the merchandise.

When I get reincarnated, it's over for you hoes.

Sex dreams are wild. You have the cosmos in your vicinity and you pick that guy?

HARD.
BOILED.
EGGS.

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Photography by Laura Brooks

One day you yourself will find the thought "the real villain of this media piece is the protagonist" lurking within your mind

Know that I will want to punch you.

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Photography by Laura Brooks

One of the stupidest things dems did was ramp up "did you vote for this?" as a would-be gotcha.

Yes of course they did. Or if they didn't, they are ok with it now because they didn't think of it then. It was the stupidest attempt own the unscrupulous, cruel, and vindictive.

Another day, another day of "If My Sister's In Trouble" by Lady Soul from the official motion picture soundtrack to SISTER ACT not on streaming.