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Posts by Bree Schmidt

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

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I love it when people don’t realize you show up on “suggested friends” on FB when you creep on someone’s profile and you’re not already friends

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Calling it now: Trump is making women into the scapegoat in his “autism epidemic.” This is going to end with more legislation restricting women’s bodily autonomy.

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nothing casually says bleak like klarna at the hospital gift shop

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I use Wix for my shop, but they won’t pay me because I sell “restricted items,” (I sell stickers?) & won’t tell me what listings are the issue(s). Anyone have any recommendations for other platforms? I own my domain.

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4 panel comic 

Panel 1: Blue Guy lying in bed with his phone on the opposite pillow.
Blue Guy: I love you so much. This has been the best year of my life.
Phone: I’m leaving you

Panel 2: Blue Guy grabs phone in a mad panic. He yells WHUU?

Panel 3: Close up on phone screen. Phone says Unless…

Panel 4: Phone screen goes black. A pop up appears saying: The No Break Up Expansion Pack. £59.99 per month. Buy Now

4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy lying in bed with his phone on the opposite pillow. Blue Guy: I love you so much. This has been the best year of my life. Phone: I’m leaving you Panel 2: Blue Guy grabs phone in a mad panic. He yells WHUU? Panel 3: Close up on phone screen. Phone says Unless… Panel 4: Phone screen goes black. A pop up appears saying: The No Break Up Expansion Pack. £59.99 per month. Buy Now

lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ

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Ma’am. MA’AM.

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I’ve been doing an art lately, focusing on ICE. Idk if anyone is interested, but here.

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Oof, that boycott is hitting y’all hard, huh Target?

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The uniforms they make us wear in the autism camps better not be itchy or have weird tags in them.

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FYI: if you flip a Tesla logo, you get a KKK hood

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I couldn't not make this. Couldn't. But I hope he doesn't try to meet me after this...

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Mans is functionally illiterate. There’s no way he could write a whole college paper.

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That’s the soda shop where dude told Goldie Wilson “a colored mayor, that’ll be the day”

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In case you were wondering how stupid you have to be to work for Sarah Sanders, here’s your answer.

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Please boycott my country and tell US airlines that you won’t waste money on a ticket to nowhere. Make the airlines lobby the administration to end this fascist madness. They will scream loudly when their lucrative international revenue dries up.

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You starting with your own haircut?

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Be sure to leave out a knife and a Hot-N-Ready pizza before bed tonight so all our Ides of March dreams come true tomorrow.

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Just gals being palentines.

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I'm sorry but they're gutting the Dept of Education, rolling out plans for mass deportations--including sending migrants to Guantanamo--dismantling the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the NLRB, and the Atlantic's first issue of the Trump era is "How Progressives Froze the American Dream"?

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This might be the most nakedly corrupt document I’ve seen on DOJ letterhead — and I wrote a history of Watergate!

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The Venn diagram of people who feel the need to be loud about how much they hated Kendrick’s halftime set and people who got room-temperature grades in high school English and US history is a single circle.

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Can anyone from New Orleans tell me what the protocol for next Mardi Gras is if the king cake either didn’t have a baby in it or the baby it did have in it was really small and someone probably almost definitely accidentally ate it?

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“And then she said: if you don’t unfreeze funding, thousands of babies could die!”

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