We need to make sacrifices for what we love

Bretzel

Time is a flat circle

What, you're not already practiced at doing everything sideways?

It's just good business sense to give your employees boltons

Sorry, carryons

She gets charged extra for boltons

You already knew how full it could get after only 8 hours let alone the 10 you had spent tossing and turning.

Your eyes finally flutter awake and you lift yourself out of bed, planting your feet to avoid being pulled forward by the mass of flesh attached to you.

You roll back over and close your eyes, your hands travel downwards to your waist to touch the fleshy bulge. An udder, warm and taught underneath your blankets. This was your third day dealing with this conundrum so you were smart enough not to press too hard.

"What's wrong dear?" the larger woman asked inquisitively

"Wrong? N-not at all! What could be wrong?" the petite gal replied with a stutter.

"Well you keep staring at me, I figured there was something odd. Do I have a wardrobe malfunction?" she asked with an oblivious tone.