Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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Countdown Standard

xkcd.com/3232/

it’s wild that pbs doesn’t have the s-tier late night television reputation it richly deserves

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas blasts progressivism as threat to America He said that the values enshrined in the 1776 Declaration of Independence have “fallen out of favor” among Americans.

Genuinely funny that Sonia Sotomayor issued a public apology today for her mild criticism of a conservative colleague on a specific, substantive issue, and then a few hours later Clarence Thomas picked up a mic and was like ALL LIBERALS ARE AMERICA-HATING COWARDS

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

this was a joke in “In Bruges” in 2008

Why has nobody from the game industry protested the imprisonment of this brave and innovative game designer

Screenshot of sophiafornc from Threads: This is eleven year-old Genesis and six year-old Denis, two Durham elementary school students whose families came here to seek asylum. On Monday, they were detained by ICE and immediately sent back to Honduras without due process. Don't you dare tell me that this is making our country safer.

I am so angry. Two Durham, NC kids - 11-year-old Genesis and 6-year-old Denis of Burton Elementary Magnet School - were taken by ICE at their regular asylum case appointment, and immediately deported without due process.

Follow SiembraNC on IG or FB or @siembranc.bsky.social for next action steps.

UW graduate student deported through SEA as protesters demand answers A union representing University of Washington graduate student workers says Kennedy Orwa’s student visa was rescinded without explanation.

Our PhD student Kennedy Orwa, who studies applications of AI to health care, was hastily deported today to Kenya along with his 13-year-old son without opportunity to speak to legal counsel.

King 5 reports that he held a valid visa that was rescinded without explanation.

Teen who went to photograph L.A. 'No Kings' rally shot, blinded by Homeland Security agent, attorney says Tucker Collins, an 18-year-old freshman at USC, attended a 'No Kings' protest in Los Angeles on Mar. 28. He ended up getting shot in the eye with a less-lethal projectile by a Department of Homeland S...

"Tucker Collins, an 18-year-old freshman at USC, attended a 'No Kings' protest in Los Angeles on Mar. 28. He ended up getting shot in the eye with a less-lethal projectile by a Department of Homeland Security agent and is now blind."

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

Los Angeles Bluesky, I need your help. I just learned that on Saturday at the protest at the downtown Metropolitan Detention Center, a friend’s 18-year-old son was shot in the eye with a pepper ball by DHS, permanently blinding him. He needs justice. If you were there and saw anything, please… 1/5

After taking time to connect with the Pretti family and with their consent, we are honored to share that we have created the Alex Pretti Nursing Scholarship.

For those interested, you can learn more and make a gift here: crowdfund.umn.edu/campaigns/Al...

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt>

Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy”

Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now

Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery

McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

2021 Republicans: How dare tech companies talk to government about moderating speech!!! We’ll create a whole false narrative about it and take it all the way to the Supreme Court!

2025 Republicans: We run things now so

While the situation is grim at NIH, it's closer to catastrophic at NSF. They're just not able to move any money out the door. It appears OMB has them on lockdown. www.science.org/content/arti....

omg is this the los feliz albertsons?

(Godzilla attacks Pittsburgh on the wall-mounted TV in The Pitt waiting room)
DANA(looking through the plexiglass): Pinehaven closed last year, so that's all coming straight to us.
DR. ROBBY: (grimacing, looking down for a moment, rubbing his fist against the back of his neck) Jesus.

The FCC has banned all new foreign-made routers unless they get an exemption from the Pentagon or DHS

This is precisely how a government sets up the framework to install a backdoor, create a firewall, and switch off the internet when it's convenient for them.

The new goal of the war is to undo the fuckup we caused by starting the war, American century of humiliation in full effect

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

fuck your desert island disc, I want to know your Guantanamo bay song. what song would the government use to torture you at a Black Site

>Clavicular meets his biggest supporter who donated him over 2000 subs ($10,000) on Kick

this entire video is insane. there are no notes. I genuinely cannot describe this material.

Checks out

the only thing i’ve ever done in my life

41 years old, evacuated here legally, asylum case pending, kidnapped while driving his six children (one a US citizen) to school. Dead within 24 hours.

Betrayed and murdered by the United States government.

42nd confirmed and reported death in ICE custody under Trump.

As someone who tried to cycle in Paris 8 years ago and hasn’t been back since, this is genuinely surprising to me