In hindsight the Skyrim mage's college questline is actually insane. We just enrolled, cast like two spells, and killed some people, we had NO business becoming the head of a university after that

Oui

Had two glasses of wine with lunch and then went to the gym haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

Put my houseplants outside to remind them how good they have it with me.

Sick of their dramatics the second they have too much water in their pot 😒

"when is drag race gonna be up?" "It's Friday today not Saturday"

Texting that one unemployed friend 🙄

The biggest

Yippee!

Me because it's push day tomorrow

"you're looking extremely dilf-y today"

If I don't look like this by summer 🔫

Yeah exactly, why slides 😭 I feel like I'm watching an OSHA violation

We thank them for their service 🫡

Does no one wear shorts to work out in anymore? Everyone under 30 is wearing sweats or, god forbid, jeans.

As a man of sweat experience I would pass away if I had to work out in that many clothes

Back to a consistent gym schedule and it feels great :)

Unfollowed a bunch of WoW people online because while they are lovely I just enjoy the game way more if I don't see story stuff and can enjoy it at my own pace without spoilers

oomf always on about trade this trade that, how about we trade between our nations on sid meier’s civilization vii

Is that on a 2.4 or 5 GHz connection? If you have 1000mbp internet it should be faster

Looks like you don't need the gear then x

They had it coming x

Roxxxy Andrews at a pc meme

I bought my first ever desktop PC :)

I love it but I also use YouTube Music so I dont have a Spotify sub on top

100% agree. I shouldn't need a degree in 3D design to build rollercoasters in a game and make them look good. It takes hours and feels like work and isn't more fulfilling than RCT1 and 2.

I want a burger stall that looks like a burger in my park, not a shell to dress up. Games should be fun lol

One of the best games I have ever played

Disney channel original

Gwyneth Paltrow

I only bought healthy food items at the store and no snacks my waist will be GONE come summer

squidward squished from being sat on

Thinking about muscles, dick, and ass 🫡

Goals 💪

Okay piss kink

Lmaooo