a bald man wearing a hoodie is crying and smiling . ALT: a bald man wearing a hoodie is crying and smiling .

did you try tears? give me Parker Cannons number, I got this

ARE YOU KIDDING i’m sorry- i’m an adult. Everything’s fine, i’m okay 🥲 just bummed out is all 😔

@vanswarpedtour.bsky.social Your long beach lineup is literally so awful it’s offensive. I regret purchasing tickets and choosing warped over WWWY. I’m supposed to be excited about cobra starship with senses fail, SOTY, starting line, WCAR, and simple plan are at other shows?? bffr.

An average 12 children/day have been killed due to gun violence in schools throughout 2024. I don’t see state governments, lawmakers, and the media doing anything about that.

If billionaires were shot and killed at work at the rate children are shot and killed at school we would run out of billionaires in less than three months.

In large cities such as NYC and LA, police departments have previously said

“We can easily control one 10,000 person protest but we cannot contain ten 1,000 person protests.”

Use this information how you will. When you organize, divide and conquer.

sorry, brian thompson didn’t submit a prior auth for one of my fucks to give. however, he can submit an appeal and a decision will be mailed to him in 6-8 business weeks.

sending deductibles and copays for the family 😔🙏🏻

leaving space for everyone suffering with a fuck ass bob

can the muscle mommy lesbians tell me the best way to get motivated to go to the gym?

i desperately want to be one of you but I HATE the gym and the machines give me anxiety 😔

a man in a green shirt and khaki pants is running and clapping his hands ALT: a man in a green shirt and khaki pants is running and clapping his hands

nobody:

me tizzing outta nowhere:
bing bop boom boom boom bop bam 💃🏽🕺🏽

#gnx #kdot

the str8s always think i’m one of them and i end up personality hire. but once they hear i have a fiancée all of a sudden me and the only black person are running dei initiatives 😭

make a “guillotine” starter pack so it’s easier to round up all the billionaires and behea- block them.

so it’s easier to block them.

a man in a blue shirt and black tie is standing next to a tree . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and black tie is standing next to a tree .

me all day

looking to get a new tv so i decided to check the “black friday” deals.

amazon pls dont pmo rn. wtf is this “deal?” like just call me a slur instead.

#blackfriday #amazon #wtf

the mullet, camo, gay combo is S tier

Period

me seein yall gush about wicked

also taking books recs to put on the shelf that i will instead only read on my ipad

my fiancée wanted to combine our books and put all hers up first… and took up half of every shelf.

she’s telling me to mix spanish grammar books with my highly curated trophies

someone pls tell me you understand

I’m a server and I haven’t been working in over a month. I feel like an athlete that took time away from their sport

my arms and feet are aching already 🫠

orientation for my new job and immediately found the other gay person

clerb 🤝🏻 fam

😛🫰🏻

the sourdough starting girlies need to be on a watch list bc WHAT WHY IS IT BREATHING AND WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE FED SO MUCH

gays what are we doing with our hands in pictures?

i only know what to do with them when they’re inside ur mom 😔

sweetwater tavern. but only the one in downtown detroit. the ones outside aren’t as good

🙂‍↕️ and i was put here to give them all uppies