When you buy that much in Denby they give your wife a trolley to cart it all the the car 🙈
Happy Mother’s Day to me… from the cats 😂

For James, never forgotten.

On certain British family holiday parks, the entertainment crew / children’s entertainers all wear red coats.

Nobody takes the piss out of me quite like my wife 🙈 (it’s possible only brits will get this)

Me: wears red blazer
My wife: “ hello can you tell me what time the children’s entertainment starts”

Warm tones for summer incoming… 😂
Suns been out for 15 minutes me to my best boy and hairdresser extraordinaire “babe wake up, I’m coming round I need you to make me blonde”
Him “oh Christ not this shit again, you can not be blonde”

He’s home 🐾💙🐈‍⬛

Nothing to see here… just me drowning myself in wine

UK Indoor athletics 🇬🇧
Couldn’t get her closer to the action unless I brought her a leotard and pushed her on the track 😂🏃🏻‍♀️💨

Yes Birmingham!
The 0121 has always known what’s up 😂

Thank you.
I had 16 wonderful years with him, it’s hard now as our cats are all seniors 16+ so we’re just making the most of the time we have with them.
They never really leave us 💕

Breakfast

Date night.
Find someone that looks at you, like my wife looks at Pinà Colada’s 🍹🍍🎼🎹

Hello 40 💖

Ahh thank you! ☺️

I think I’m in my net negative fcks era 😂

Peep 40 🥳

Had a fabulous day!
Clinging to my actual 30’s for another 5 hours!

Peter Pan I Am.

I got used to it after a while, but when the food first came out I definitely felt like I was going to fall off😂

Today we went to a restaurant where you had to sit on swings 🙈
I’ve never been so reminded of both my age and inability to multitask at the same time 😂
Three cocktails in my 52yo wife was swinging like a toddler and I was still gripping the rope sipping slowly lol 🫠

If my wife spent a fraction of the time she spends procrastinating actually getting stuff done, she would be unstoppable.
But alas she’s just going to lie down and think about it some more 🙈

Sending you love today 💛

Love this!

Beautiful picture

Post your favorite photo that you took in 2024.

It was a rough year for his old boy, but he was a little fighter and now we’re back on track 💙

Happy New Year friends 💛

I don’t know what time it is….
Barely know what day it is….

But I DO know…. MOJITO 🍋‍🟩🧊🍹🌱 😂

Merry Christmas 🤶
I’ve done all the family visiting and gift giving, sunk a whole bottle of Buck’s Fizz 🍾 💋
Now I’m curled up on the sofa trying not to nap while G cooks the dinner.
(I’m banned from entering the kitchen 😂)

I’ve not been very active- I always find December incredibly hard but I wanted to pop on and wish all that celebrate a very merry Christmas.
I hope tomorrow brings everyone nothing but joy ❤️

Secret Santa Day🧑‍🎄

Wishing you the happiest of Birthdays 🎉 x

Best present under the Christmas tree is him 💙
Mommy’s little soldier 💪