I’m at the age where consciously deciding to eat at certain restaurants equates to announcing that I need to spend more time in the bathroom this week.

I fucking love playoff hockey

It begins.

Dallas vs Minnesota. If possible, could both teams lose? LET CHAIS REIGN!!

My team is not in the #nhlplayoffs, so I will be cheering for my second favorite: chaos and controversy!

Playoff hockey! Here we go!!

2. Collect audio assets.

I tell you…replace “my cat” with “my abusive ex” in virtually any sentence and it still makes sense.

Synthesizers

1. Build the setup

Smoke more weed and the answer will come to you.

So…what do you do when you realize the studio you’ve built is actually a maintenance monstrosity in which creative energy goes to die?

TFW: you go for one more sip of coffee and the cup is empty.

Moby is the boxed wine of electronic music. Discuss.

I am really full of the oppositional defiance this morning. "you can't make me" is the theme for the day.

Movie Mashup I want: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas + The Matrix. Morpheus offers Thompson the choice between red and blue pills and he takes both. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Until the British realize that what they have are not museums, but evidence lockers, then I don't think change will happen. This is like a thief offering to loan my own car back to me. It's shameful.

Anyone surprised? Anyone? Anyone?

The spirit of Ronald Reagan came to him in the oval office…

Couch time with the Elektron Tonverk. So far it’s really nice, but it’s going to need a lot of polish to displace my Octatrack.

I love how Bedard interacts with fans. Most players never react. But he will use that energy against opposing teams and let their fans know it. I love it.

Someone needs to start a tribute band to The Cure and call it "The Placebo".

@verizonofficial.bsky.social This is the last actual straw with you. I have 4 phones on a family plan and we will be looking for alternatives as our contracts expire. May you have the day you deserve.

@verizonofficial.bsky.social If Id known it would take that long I wouldnt have bothered ordering online and would have gone to a store where I could have walked out with a phone. Now I’ve got almost a week without a phone because of your inability to count days and fulfill promises

@verizonofficial.bsky.social I was able to get around the MFA problem and get a phone ordered with 2nd day expedited shipping on Thursday. I assumed 2nd day shipping meant I would get my phone Saturday, but today I get tracking that it wont be here until Tuesday. This is ridiculous.

@verizonofficial.bsky.social : Fuck you. My phone was destroyed on Wednesday while I was traveling. Without my phone, I couldn’t get into my account to order a replacement because I cant receive MFA codes. You provide no alternative.

Do tall people know how annoying they are? Fuck tall people.

My LinkedIn summary:

A recruiter has viewed your profile

A recruiter has viewed your profile

A recruiter has viewed your profile

Your former boss as viewed your profile

A recruiter has viewed your profile

Behringer crave anal…

🤔

I missed the Super Bowl because I don’t give a fuck about the Super Bowl.

They probably think scratching itches is gay.