Ope!

There are some high school students building a Habitat for Humanity home next to my office. I just heard one shout, "Caden, grab me the left-handed hammer!" 🔨😂

Does anyone else play Wordle Golf with their friends and keep score in an intricate tracking spreadsheet complete with lookup formulas? Just us? #wordle

"My life is a highly compensated headache."
~ @iankarmel.bsky.social

(All Fantasy Everything, "Things to Shout After Dunking on Someone", 2019)

Does that make Dwayne the wet one?

If Texas is going to arrest their politicians who flee before super important things, here’s your headliner. Go get his ass.

. @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social you s.o.b., I was driving to work, minding my own business, listening to last week’s AFE, and then you asked Siri to play Crazytown. 🤪

I would say Trump’s handling of the Epstein list is such a disaster FEMA should be called but he fucked that up too

This is what it's like when (clinical narcissists) collide!!!!!

Brain Breaks and Mindfulness Tools for the End of the School Year - Tech Tools for Teachers Hello teachers! Episode 213 of the Tech Tools for Teachers Podcast is all about providing your students (and yourself!) with some calming, fun, and mindful tools as the school year winds down. These e...

Episode 213 of the Tech Tools for Teachers Podcast is here! Check it out! 🎧 smartinwi.com/brain-breaks... 🎤 #EduSky #Podcast #PocastEDU #mindful

Every time I use the Pick n Save self-checkout line, I’m reminded that Chad is the superior Kroger/Kroeger.

More like "everything's a mess" bagels, amirite?

4th and 26.

My new nickname just dropped.

Your alt text is amazing

Aren’t they also planning on closing social security offices so they can sell off the buildings to their donors for pennies on the dollar?

The other day, my wife asked me to build her some shelves. When we were picking up supplies, she said, "Don't you need screws?" Naw, baby. I've been saving every spare screw I've ever found for this very moment.

Interactive History Lessons with Mission US - Tech Tools for Teachers Hey teachers! Episode 209 of the Tech Tools for Teachers Podcast is all about bringing history to life with the interactive and engaging platform, Mission US. Mission US Mission US is an amazing tool ...

This week on the Tech Tools for Teachers Podcast we chat all about and awesome tool @missionus.bsky.social! Check it out! 🎧🎤 smartinwi.com/history-with... #edtech #podcast #PodcastEdu #EduSky

Yo Sean! Fans are having trouble finding you on BlueSky because of your display settings. Here's how to fix it.

P.S., Please come to Milwaukee.

Oh, they’re the Draft Dodgers!? I never put those together.

April blizzards bring May wizards?

Maybe Trump thinks by shutting down the sites, we all won't be able to see that the sky is falling.

The Wisconsin State Supreme Court race is over. Susan Crawford won and we no longer have to sit through Brad Schimel and Elon Musk’s r*pe ads while our daughter is watching Bluey. 🙌🏼

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A phone lock screen displaying the Notification Center with the date Saturday, March 29, and the time 8:49. The background image is a close-up of a tan dog with floppy ears. Two notifications are visible: one from the Ring app reading, “Multiple people at your Side Door; motion detected at your Inside Garage,” received 23 minutes ago. The second is from an app called Skeets, reading, “Shit on Cybertruck videos requested; Biden didn’t expand the court, preserving integrity,” received 29 minutes ago.

Sometimes I love Apple AI’s summaries.

100% absolutely this.

Well call him Jerry.

It’s pure negligence at this point.